Happy 4th of July, to any of my fellow American citizens on here. Happy 4th to everybody else, too, although I guess it doesn't mean as much to you guys.
Just remember, keep your eyes on the fireworks at all times. Pay no attention to the jerks looting our towns and leaving us all with jack shit. That was a joke about banksters, insurance companies, Walmart, and general Wall Street dickheads, by the way, not Trump.
