Zed's empire 60.8 million square km
Nickos Empire 43.6 million square km
British Empire 35.5 million square km
Mongol Empire 24 million square km
Ballz Empire 23.56 million square km
Russian Empire 22.8 million square km
Markuz Empire 21.31 million square km
Zombies Empire 19.77 million square km
Qing dynasty 14.7 million square km
Ashanti Empire 0.25 million square km
Box of Hairs Island full of cuntz 0.244 million square km
and bringing up the rear of the centipede
Vinnies Empire - aka his mom's basement in Queens 0.00000000005 million square km