Terrifier 2, 2022

After years of being postponed, the movie is finally out. But damnit, that delay was worth it for one specific kill. There was a featurette after the movie describing how the pandemic allowed them to flesh out a rather ordinary kill into some insanely excessive levels. It's such a cruel and sadistic scene, it's hilarious.

Art the Clown is a funny guy. I got a lot of laughs out of him, and I think a few others did too. There were about 10 in the theater, which is a decent turnout by today's standards, especially for an indiegogo funded movie. They featured some of the donors under the "special thanks" part in the credits, and that was a long-ass list, which explains why the movie was able to be as excessively graphic in its 2h18m runtime.

It's fucking disgusting. Great practical effects, and I like the way the movie looks. It's kind of a retro look, but still a pretty clean picture. And for all those font-enthusiasts out there, •crickets•, they use the "Massacre" font from TCM2 as their main font. I think they're trying to steal it or something.

The performances were good. I like the main chick. They put her through hell. They put everyone through hell. Except Felissa Rose, who only appeared in some brief scene at a school. She probably couldn't have handled doing any of the gore scenes.

FYI, there's a long mid-credits scene. Stupid fuckers in the theater sat through that gorefest only to miss more gore?

If you're a fucking asshole, you'll find this movie pretty funny.

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