Some dick flicks I watched last night...

First off, there was the Netflix original "The Package" (2018), from the Workaholics team. It's about a camping trip gone horribly and hilarious wrong when some dumbass cuts off his own dick, and then his friends go on a misadventure to get it back to him. It's one mishap after the other, and things are looking really bad for our dickless chump. It's pretty amusing.

Then, I watched the Groundhogs Day of dick movies. "Premature" (2014) is about a teen who is forced to relive the same day every time he prematurely ejaculates. Which seems to be a lot. It's got a few people from the Scream tv show, and it's kind of hit or miss. Great concept, if anything. This was made before Happy Death Day, which I thought was a pretty fun movie (and I look forward to the sequel). However, this movie isn't quite as great, but it's not too bad.

Movies based on penis jokes... There just ain't enough of them, huh? I also think it's funny that first of these titles was something produced and distributed by Netflix. They own iconic things like Marvel, but they also have a movie about severed dicks. Fuckin' A.