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Hurricane horror

I was trying to think of horror movies set in the midst of massive hurricanes, for no particular reason.

Crawl isn't bad at all. It has Kaya Scodelario and Barry Pepper, stuck in a house in the middle of a huge hurricane, with (the plot thickens!) a bunch of gigantic alligators. Kaya and Barry both took it seriously, and did a solid job. There are also a bunch of extra characters, mostly just to add to the body count.

There should be... maybe a horror comedy, in which they show multiple Weather Channel reporters abruptly getting brutally killed by flying debris, as they stand out in the wind and rain in insanely dangerous conditions. Like, maybe having there be a two-by-four board with a huge, long, thick nail sticking out of it, just flying out of nowhere in the wind and KA-CHUNK impaling the reporter through the head with the nail. That could actually be made to be funny, if they did it enough times in a single movie, sort of like the repetition of Kenny getting killed in early South Park got to be funnier and funnier. Also, it would serve to drive home the point that they just shouldn't be sticking reporters out there in those conditions. It is totally retarded that they do that. They should just stop it.

This reminds me of my old "abrupt beheadings" threads. I haven't done one of those in a long time. Thank you, whoever here first reminded me of the abrupt beheading toward the end of Phenomena! That was a really good one. OUCH.
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