Today is Australia Day https://trashepics.com/wiki/Australia_Day . If you don't know what that is, you're in good company, cuz nobody on earth knows much about Australia. I google maps'ed it once and I saw a lot of desert. Mad Max ain't kidding. Also, there are apparently areas where spiders are the rulers and we humans don't dare enter.

Then you have the crocodile hunter, the crocodile dundee, shrimps on barbies, crocodiles, hunters, dundees, and spiders. I heard it was a prison for the Brits. I also heard they have dragons and magic and stuff up there. It's gotta be a pretty balsy place if it's just an island of a country declaring itself as an entire continent. Look at the size of those balls on that Australia, mate! Dingo Dingo