Silent Night, Deadly Night 4

If you thought the last movie was bad, wait until you get a load of this movie. It has almost NOTHING to do with Christmas except a few vague scenes that can easily be removed with no consequence to the overall "plot". What gives?

Our story follows a reporter who follows the story of a woman who "spontaneously combusts" and falls off a roof. Okay? Then she's stalked by Clint Howard's ugly ass, then she meets a few older women who happen to be cultists, she has many a run-in with bugs, and fuck if I know what happens after that. As the subtitle of the film suggests, they're trying to initiate her for some lousy reason I can't follow, and eventually... thank God... the movie ends.

This is a Brian Yuzna flick, so it's heavy on the special effects, but completely barren on any other merit. Yeah, Reggie Bannister is in there, but he's wasted in a minimal role. I'm just flabbergasted that they decided to make this irrelevant story part of the SNDN franchise at all. They probably figured the last one was bad enough, might as well take another shit on the series. This movie is crap.

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