Hard to Die! 1990

Here's a link to my review for this movie:
https://trashepics.com/post/1/771/

If you're wondering why the fuck I'm referring you to a review of Sorority House Massacre 2, it's because it's the same fucking movie!

The only real difference is that this one is set in a big office building instead of a sorority house, but otherwise, you have the same cast (either renamed OR playing the same characters), the same tropes, the same flashbacks to Slumber Party Massacre 1, and the same damn plot progression. Most importantly, this movie features the triumphant return of one Orville Ketchum, though the actor Peter Spellos is surprisingly NOT credited for this on imdb. Maybe the imdb editors were confused because this movie credits "And Orville Ketchum as Himself". 😄

This was shot back-to-back with the last one, so the vibes are exactly the same. However, this one features more guns with even less continuity behind them. For example, people can be standing feet away from each other blasting each other with ak-47s and still miss. There will be no bullets hitting the walls or breaking the glass behind them, because the budget was obviously tiny. This movie was shot in 10 days, they follied a few sounds of squeaky toys and balloons for whenever the girls rub their breasts, and fuck it. Send it to the distributors as is!

Anyway, all you need for a movie like this to be successful is a bunch of scantily clad dames running around screaming and taking long showers. Put a random trash can on the roof of an office building, make a reference to Walter Paisley, and I'll be extra happy. Despite all the naked bimbos in this movie, Orville Ketchum is the real star.

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