Expressions like "a glass of shut the fuck up"

In the 2003 Dawn of the Dead, CJ the security guard leader says to the character played by Jake Weber, "the plan is, you drink a nice tall glass of shut the fuck up."

I also like the scene in "There's Something About Mary" where the dad says "don't make me open up a can of whup-ass."

Also, sort of near where I live, there is a highway in New Hampshire called the Kancamagus Highway. Based on that, some kids used to have a joke that if you kissed a girl who was ugly, you had taken a ride on the Skankamungus Highway. Girls probably said the same thing, to girls who kissed an ugly guy, or maybe they had their own expression.

Anyone know any other lines like that?