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And why is it that guys are attracted to psycho women?

What is it with guys and literally any girl who takes their top off?

Pardon my tits, but is anyone else getting weird vibes about Lila?

They've counted at least a dozen bodies so far. Some of the names have been released, but I don't recognize any of them. Anybody here know anyone involved?

Don't steal their candy! You'll ruin their night!

Yeah, I have to agree. It's for people who buy candles that smell like food.

Holy shit. So the classifieds actually work?

What if we flip it. Wouldn't a hot guy be able to get any girl he wants?

I don't know... Maybe try walking up and talking to us?

Still weird. They should've used something like Woodsboro from the Scream movies, or wherever the hell Texas Chainsaw Massacre takes place.

Wait, like our Haddonfield?

Why? What makes us famous?

Did anybody else feel bad for the dorky girl? She goes into this whole thing thinking she's going to have some romantic vacation experience and wakes up in a fucking torture chamber. That's a rough way to find out you're not living the movie you thought you were in.

"Hello, my cable is broken."

"No, ma'am. That's the ending."

My dad was watching, then I heard him cussing out the TV.

Is it possible that maybe the show just ended that way?

Finally got around to seeing this. It was okay. I liked the first one, but I'm not sure this really needed a sequel. It's certainly gross enough, but I kept finding myself wondering why I was watching people get tortured instead of actually enjoying the movie.

You know.

Meat, you know who this is, right?

Sure. I'll get him.

We're out of chocolate things too.

What I don't understand is the bathroom. The girl gets her hand caught in the door and suddenly the bathroom looks like somebody slaughtered a cow.