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About a week or two. Customers have noticed and given him shit about it. He still hasn't noticed.

Nothing that'll get me fired. Yesterday's was:

THE COFFEE IS A LIE.

Before that I wrote:

PLEASE RETURN ALL UFOs TO THE PARKING LOT.

He erased that one himself because he thought somebody was fucking with him. I told him Derek probably wrote it and he's been acting all passive aggressive to him ever since. I almost feel bad about it, but not really.

He thinks I'm doing him a favor when I erase it at night. Which is technically true, I guess.

On the days I work, I've been changing the quote on the chalkboard. Just to see how observant Meat is. The answer is not. Not observant.

I figured he'd notice eventually, but apparently the man can stare directly at something every day and never actually see it.

I tried to post "Dirk is a homosapien", but nullfire's system is pretty buggy and cuts off the thread title sometimes. Sometimes the body text, too. It also doesn't always let me edit a post. Sorry if it was misleading, but I wasn't doing it to be malicious. I was just trying to say Dirk is a homo

Why would Derek hate me when I'm saying this about Dirk? Either way, you know he won't find this post unless he stalks our profiles. Then we can call him out on being a stalker too.

It had to be said.

It took him a whole day just to miss the point.

That's one way to add cream to your hole.

Regular vs. decaf?

Meat, I know you like free speech and all, but can we ban this fucking guy already?

Okay. While you're off loving mainstream TV, I'll be over here thinking independently.

Your argument kind of collapsed in on itself there.

No, I hear you. Everyone is raving about this show, but it's a pretentious bore where everyone is just giving each other moody pissed off looks all the time.

You better wise the fuck up, or the hole is going to eat you alive.

Learn the seven basic chords and you too can be a Ramone.

You've got to be fucking kidding me.

Were you born "yesterday?"

You'd have to spend most of your life living in a yellow submarine to not know who they are.

There were a good ones last year, but I'll go with Year Zero by NIN. Dark, industrial, political, and weird.

They need to do a full tour.

They might have kept going if Bonham didn't die. Either way, it saved them from the risk of falling into mediocrity. This is going to be one of the biggest reunions in music history.