Just rewatched this one, and I don't know what's up sfpx's butt. This movie has all the makings of a trash epic. It's extremely boring, drawn out, and our protagonist Herschell reminds me a lot of our best friend Tromafreak. Of course, they both live in Florida and turn into evil turkeys when they smoke pot, but that's beside the point.
The point is that this movie is awful. The lighting and sound design are awful. The redundant stinger sound effect when the turkey is killing is awful. The editing is awful. The acting is terribly unenthused by most parties. I honestly think some of these actors had to refrain from laughing when they saw the turkey monster coming to get them.
The best part is indeed the ending. Our boring narrator has been interrupting this film on and off with his mindless musings on god know's what... I zoned right the fuck out every time he was on screen, but he kinda looks like a medley of Sean Penn and Vincent Price. This dude just preaches anti-drug shit and goes into a coughing fit because he's been chain smoking this entire movie.
And of course, at the very end, it was all a dream. This movie couldn't get any dumber, which is why I nominate it for the turkiest turkey award, which I just made up. This is a turkey slasher that epitomizes the turkey qualities we