Do you have health problems?

As a companion piece to my "What are your issues?" thread https://trashepics.com/post/1/159/ , which focused more on mental hang-ups, this thread is more about physical fuck ups.

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Generally, I'm in surprisingly decent shape for a guy who doesn't do shit, but I've diagnosed myself with "episodic cluster headaches", also known as suicide headaches, since many people with this disorder are so pained by them that they want to kill themselves.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cluster_headache

For the past 10 years, I've had them. The gist is that they're extremely concentrated headaches affecting one side of the head, usually behind the eye. They strike at random times of the year, ranging from zero to several headaches a day, often lasting for weeks, before disappearing for severals months (sometimes years) at a time. They're the most painful thing I've ever experienced, and will leave me feeling nauseas, weak, and weary during the time I have them, which ranges from about 30 minutes to a few hours. And yes, they've made me want to kill myself. The cause is unknown and there is no treatment for it. Fuck you, science!

However, there's one undisclosed treatment for it that seems to work for me, 90% of the time. Masturbation. I've been getting so many of these damn headaches lately, my dick is sore as hell. The worst part is getting a headache right after I get rid of a headache. It happens, and it happens a lot!


What about youz guyz? What physical problems must you endure?