Beyond the Gates 2016 review
Netflix has it, and it's interesting retro poster art, so why not? Yes siree, that is Barbara Crampton in the tv, and that's all you'll see of her. In a tv. As one of our protagonists points out, she's smokin' hot. Still, even at her age, and that's only judging by her face!
So pretty much nothing happens for the first half of this movie... but once they start playing the game, it does get much more interesting. Weird quests to find keys, whilst inadvertantly getting people killed/possessed in the process, and I'm sure you can imagine the rest...
Overall decent film. One of our protagonists are a dull guy with glasses who wont bang his hot wife, and the other is the guy from "John Dies at the End". There are a few filler characters who are there mostly just to get killed, which is fine and dandy. If they even do get killed. Kinda ambiguous, possibly looking to start a franchise. Instead of the Lament Configuration, it's the Beyond the Gates board game/vhs combo. I'd watch more.
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