Oh my fucking God where do we start? First off I will point out this isn't porn đ The films title refer's to the upcoming film one of the lead characters will be starring in... Hugh 'fucking' Jackman
12 Inches of Dangling Fury is the tale of two sisters (Heather and Puggly), Jesus Christ, Hugh Jackman, and a BUSTY demon hunter named Aiko Harrada.
Confused? You should be đ
Basically you have two sisters & one is a bit of a slag, the other a fucking strange mongoloid specimen... the type who loves "PB&B"... peanut butter & blood... specifically heavy flow period blood because apparently the plasma tastes nice, she also likes farting into jars so she can take a sniff đ
Be warned good people that this film is most likely going to offend the religious, disabled, feminists, Jews, Hugh Jackman fans, vegetarians... it will offend pretty much anyone but more in a ignorant endearing fashion rather than mean spirited... offensive non the less đ
One quote I liked from the film was when Heather says "I can suck cock in three different languages" ... loads of silly talk but the delivery on this line was deadpan & cracked me up.
JESUS
HUGH JACKMAN (In the middle đ )
