Now imagine for a moment if you will that this was Biden or Obama. Would you think this was normal behaviour for a President of the United States? No, you wouldn't. Would you think it was some kind of cult? Yes, you would. But because it's Orange Man, apparently this is perfectly normal, commendable and of course it's not at all in any way cultish [laugh]. Repeat: "I PLEDGE, TO THE GREATEST PRESIDENT IN THE HISTORY OF THE UNITED STATES! THAT LOVES US SO MUCH HE CAN'T EVEN BREATHE!" My TDS doesn't know whether it wants me to laugh or cry.

But hey, at least you'll all get $5,000 if he wins the midterms. On top of the $2,000 tariff dividends you all already received. Right? You can only spend it in America though. Not Canada. Wonder how they would police that. I guess that will be like, some kind of vouchers instead of actual dollars? Apparently this $5,000 includes every adult which I guess includes all those libtards that didn't vote for him. He must be desperate.