How horror fans break up happy couples

This probably brought about the end of this couple's relationship, but... I'm sorry, it's still frickin' funny.
https://imgur.com/gallery/C4hJHDX

wait, it's not working... here, this is the URL, I think... you figure it out.
https://imgur.com/gallery/C4hJHDX

I'm trying to think of a good caption. Either "Ladies and gentlemen: I give you the 3.1 second 40 yard dash." or "And there are those who say... he's still accelerating... somewhere out there in the darkness... even... right now... tonight."