This is one of those mockumentary type films about a crew of incompetent hitmen who set out to kill Gunther, the world's best hitman. Yeah, it's kinda funny... but after about 15 minutes, you start to wonder where Arnold is... Then, about 30 minutes in, you ask yourself the same question. Finally, at the 45 minute mark... he still hasn't shown up.
So, about an hour into this movie, when all hope is lost, Arnold finally shows up, and puts everyone in their place. They tried to comandeer this movie, and make us think that it was their movie, but you know what? It's still Arnold's movie, even if he's barely in it.
The movie is in part a metaphor for how great Schwarzenegger is, and he'll make blatant references to his older movies. "Come on! I'm right here! Do it now! Kill me!"
Arnold has always been a surprisingly hilarious man, and while most of this movie is pointless buildup to the main event, it's definitely worth it at the very end, when you get to hear Arnold singing a country song called "Earthquake Love" during the end credits. Oh my God, he's such a bad singer! đ
