How do I find posts I’ve made? I’m trying to look at the October Challenge and 2025 Viewings but at the moment I can only find them by trawling through each page of the front screen until I come to the right thread. When I go to My Profile it only shows 2 posts I’ve made from years ago and doesn’t show anything else.

#AfterSchoolMassacre 2014

After getting fired for chatting with his female students online, an unhinged teacher goes on a killing spree, targeting the girl students at a slumber party.

This movie is by no means good, but at least the these slutty "teenage" girls are hot. The score is stupid and the budget is microscopic. Our killer's costume consists of a purple beanie with eye-holes cut out of it, and... well, that's the whole costume. He's a tool without a good motive, going after dumb girls without personalities. You can't root for either of them. At least the movie is short.

#SororityBabes in the #SlimeBallBowlORama 2

A 2022 sequel that nobody asked for. This Full Moon stinker was directed by Brinke Stevens and features some of the original cast in green screened cameos, because this movie must have been shot in a week or less on a shoe-string budget.

This movie is only about an hour long, and they don't even get to the bowling alley until a half hour into it. The babes have to steal a bowling trophy and inadvertently free the dumb-ass imp/genie, who asks them for their wishes. This fucker is made out of rubber and the effects are terrible, even for Full Moon standards.

Honestly, I don't know anybody who genuinely enjoys these lazy-ass Full Moon movies. Charles Band made some okay stuff back in the day, but now the company settles on the worst, most uninspired crap they can muster.

I love Trancers and Dollman, but that's mostly because I love Tim Thomerson. I'm not really impressed with any other Full Moon movies that I see, and this certainly is no exception.

Deep Red screening, with Goblin!

We're going to see this on Halloween.

Claudio Simonetti's Goblin celebrates the 50th anniversary of Dario Argento's 1975 classic, Deep Red / Profondo Rosso by performing Goblin's iconic score to a special screening of the film followed by a short set of quintessential Goblin songs/scores set to clips of their cinematic counterparts.

#Insecticidal 2005

I've been wanting to see this movie for about 15 years ever since I saw that the lead chick has a huge rack.

A sorority is overcome by huge killer insects after a nerdy girl accidentally triggers some bio hack in their DNA. Don't think about it. It's killer bugs, but they also turn this one slut into a possessed psycho lady. Overall, the women in this movie are fine as hell, even if the movie itself is retarded. The CGI is abysmal, but the women make it watchable. Even the dudes in this movies are trying to jerk off to them.

I've certainly seen worse.

Can we all agree Weapons is the best horror movie of the year?

#HellHouseLLC: Lineage 2025

The new installment of the Shudder franchise came out on October 30th. It's different this time around, no longer a found footage movie, but a straight up movie movie.

It started out okay with the normal clown stuff, but as it went on, I got pretty bored and zoned the fuck out. I couldn't tell you what happened after about 30 minutes.

Expect a zillion more of these movies over the next couple decades, because they're cheap enough for Shudder to shit out, just like the V/H/S movies. It's a shame, because I thought the first one was really creepy. Now, these movies aren't special.

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Happy #Halloween!

I managed to shit out another Halloween teaser video for the Jamie Lloyd story I wrote years ago. I wish they would make another Danielle Harris entry, because to me, she is Halloween. Here's the viddie, with a blatant Halloween III flare to it:

#Scream7 trailer is out. The trailer is kind of meh, but I'll still watch the movie.