Cool Devices (1995-1997)

To my knowledge, there's no hentai reviews so far on this site. Not even a mention of Boku No Piku. So I figured I'd add some. This was pretty legendary, back in the day, as the most depraved hentai out there. Probably pretty tame by today's standards. Regardless, I'll review the whole series this month. Starting with this one:

Episode 1 — Curious Fruit

You may think you're all fetishy and sexually open cause you once jerked a dribble out of your quarter-hard peepee to some midget-fucking that one time, but let's be honest: you ain't got shit on the Japanese. They rank #1 in the world for train molestations, and that's even with an estimated 10% reporting rate. They're dirty as fuck. So let's dig into what makes them an entire country full of revolting perverts, via one of the most legendarily fucked-up toon series out there. Hentai assault incoming...

This first fuckin' episode kicks off with seedy strip club type bling. Classy lines like "Put Your Frankfurter in my Money Pot" splay all over the opening credits, while chained-up 2D-sluts shake their abnormally large bootys. Some whore gets cunt-and-mouth-fucked by snakes. I'd be pretty damn excited, except I've seen actual naked women before.

A slutty nun gets finger-banged by a faggy-looking dude in a crowded bar. Onlookers are downright shocked, except for one pink-haired chick who wants in on the femme digit action. She follows them and watches as the nunslut take some fagcock in her mouth. They lead her off to a whore-filled fuck-dungeon to open up her mind and her dripping slutholes. The former nun explains the rules whilst dildoing her own lubed-up shitpussy. Some other stuff happens while I'm booking a plane ticket to Japan.

The pink-haired fuckdoll gets her love-button fondled while she wraps her man-pleaser around the gaylord's meatpole. Crying bitches watch and dribble through ball-gags. Baby batter erupts all over pinkhair's face and tits. They tell her she's beautiful. Good move. Cum-drenched floozies love a shallow compliment.

Next minute, she's a sex-club fucktoy — gagged, spanked, whipped, degraded and walked on all-fours like a cunt-plugged dog to the cheers of frothing voyeurs. Cuntslime flows down her thighs and pours onto the floor. Her inner monologue informs us she (or rather the perverts that made this) finds this all very arousing. She gets speared by some hard cock and decides that the whore life is for her. The end.

It's a bit of an underwhelming start to the series, but there's enough cartoon bitch-holes and jizz-ropes to keep things somewhat interesting. Onwards and hopefully upwards to episode 2, I guess?

The Equalizer (2014)

I have seen this before, or at least most of it (probably channel surfing). But I just watched the whole thing last night, and I have to say that I'm pretty impressed.

OK, just so you know:this has nothing to do with it being set in Boston. I probably talk too much about Boston here... I don't know, whatever, who cares. But, this is just about the movie.

First of all, I was really impressed with how they showed Denzel's character, Robert, to be a really good guy. Plenty of action type movies imply that the hero is... at least a better human being than the villain, and they usually stick in a scene or two to make him sympathetic, make us like him and root for him. But in The Equalizer, they really get into the nitty gritty of HOW he is a good guy, specifically. They show details.

Like, at one point there is a robbery at the place he works. It's some kind of "big box" hardware and construction supplies store, pretty much like a Home Depot. A robber confronts this woman Jenny, at the cash register, and steals a fair amount of the money she had, and also a ring she was wearing that had belonged to her mother. Robert (Denzel) almost stops the robbery, but at the last second he notices some small children walking by, and chooses to let the robbery proceed uncontested, so the kids won't get shot in whatever melee might ensue. So, that shows that he's a conscientious good guy, right there. But then he goes further, tracks the robber down, off-camera, and he gets Jenny's ring back for her! What a guy. They leave it up to us to imagine what he does to the robber, but it is made pretty clear that whatever the details, what he did was quite fatal.

Even bigger than that, though, is the interest he takes in his buddy and co-worker, Ralphie, an overweight guy who wants to be a security guard. Robert keeps friendly but serious pressure on the guy to stick to a diet to lose weight, and just generally goes the extra mile in helping him to meet his goals. He helps him a LOT, and helps Ralphie's mom, too, when she gets set up in a scam by some crooked cops. They just show what a good friend he is, and how he really has the best interests of everyone around him at heart. They even show him participating in a baseball or softball game between his workplace and some other store's team, just to show how he tries to be part of his community. I thought that was really cool.

But he isn't just working to improve his community, and the lives of his friends. He also finds time for self-improvement. He is working his way through a list of the one hundred greatest books ever written (according to... who knows). He is doing this out of respect for his former (late?) wife, who was working her way through the same list.

Sometimes he sits in a local coffeehouse or diner (not sure) at night, reading his books, and having a cup of tea. Over time, he strikes up a friendship with a troubled-looking girl who often sits near him, who is obviously a... um... an indentured sex worker?!? She is obviously being forced to be a hooker, by parties (at first) unknown. Robert eventually sees who her pimp is, and starts getting a sense of what is going on.

Stop reading now if you don't want spoilers.

The meat of the movie, the plot that everything else was just leading up to, is that he decides to get involved and help the girl out, when he sees that she has been physically abused by the pimp. He goes t the pimp's... um... office? The pimp hangs out in a room in a Russian restaurant with his henchmen, running his business. Robert shows up, and seriously fucks up everyone there, leaving no survivors.

Soon we learn that the pimp was just a lower level scumbag in the larger crminal empire of a Russian mafia guy named Pushkin. Pushkin sends a scary guy who handles difficult sitations, and... well, it takes some time, and things get a bit tense now and then, but MAN does Robert ever fuck up Pushkin's operation. He takes care of the scary guy, he blows up an oil tanker or two belonging to Pushkin, he brings down a major money laundering place where Pushkin's people were laundering what appeared to be hundreds of millions in cash, he alerts journalists (or possibly some kind of lawyer?) to the network of corrupt US official enabling Pushkin's business practices, and eventually he even goes to Moscow and kills Pushkin.

This was all started just to keep one girl safe. Just a girl he talked to a few times in a little local coffeehouse/diner place. It's just such a great story to tell, that this guy completely levels a massive, major international criminal enterprise comparable to S.P.E.C.T.R.E., the Umbrella Corporation, or Omni Consumer Products, basically just to help a girl he barely knows. How cool is that?!?

I left out some important details, so you might still be able to enjoy the movie if you haven't seen it yet, but I just had to talk about what a great character Robert is, and what a great job Denzel does.

What a great character. I bet there were some viewers out there who were inspired by him, and tried to make themselves better people because they watched this movie. Bravo! Two thumbs up from tommix.

Vinny's Animation Challenge 2025

The Vinny wants to watch some cartoons! Everyone else, even grotty cunts like Zeddie, is welcome to join in!
I and youse lot gets one point per minute watched. Both movies and TV series count. Live action mixed with animation like Who Framed Roger Rabbit is allowed.

The challenge starts on April 2nd and ends on April 30th.

The winner, which is very unlikely to be The Vinny, will be awarded a bottle of Johnnie Walker Blue, provided by yours truly. Yes, that's right, The Vinny himself!! HAIL THE VINNY!!!



So my dear friends, enemies and grotty cunts alike, mark your SPOT below! Put any questions or recs in the shoutbox.

The Bondsman (2025)

The new Kevin Bacon show on Prime. He's a murdered bounty hunter brought back by the devil to hunt demons in Georgia. He also doesn't like that the guy who killed him is now banging his ex-wife.

Kevin Bacon is a five-star man. The show is decent, mixing aspects of Frailty, Drive Angry, and Ash vs. Evil Dead. Only 8 episodes about 30 minutes each, so an easy watch.

DareDevil: Born Again

Netflix's 3 seasons were the best thing Marvel ever made. This reboot was... okay. It felt too short to me, and some things aren't explained:

Does Bullseye have superhuman healing? His recovery from getting his spine broken and from falling off a building is ignored.

And how the hell does Matt have strength to fight after getting shot and doped up? I know he didn't do much fighting, but it's still something you have to excuse as comic book logic, and I hate that.

Charlie Cox, Jon Bernthal, and Vincent D'Onofrio still got it. It upsets me though to see Benson and Moorhead turning into basic Hollywood directors.

Wrong Turn question

At 25:45 to 26:00 in this video, Jeremy Sisto talks about various demented cults that have thrived in economically depressed areas. If you pause it at 25:56, you can see the subtitles listing the cults he mentions. Most of them are googleable, but he mentions something called "jombola" that I can't find anything about. Actually, to me it sounds more like jambola. although the subtitles say jombola. Maybe something to do with Shambala? I don't know. Anyone recognize what he's talking about?

The Markus TE tariffs

The tariffs currently stand as follows:

Vinny: 250%
Zeddie: 40%
Troma: 25%•
Ballz: 10%
Markus: 10%

Box is exempt because he runs the joint.

Nicko is exempt because he's Canadian and I'm cutting him some slack!

Znep is exempt because he's getting married and becoming a Canadian.

Ninja is also except because he watches hentai.

Anyone else I've forgotten gets slapped with 10% for not being here enough!

•Suspended for 90 days

Batman question

Is anyone here very familiar with the Batman franchise, particularly the graphic novels? There are so many, I don't know where to start looking for what I want. I am wondering if there is one set in a post-nuclear war setting, with Batman training his army of young former residents of Gotham City to survive in the wasteland. The graphic novel The Dark Knight Returns ends with a nuclear war... I can't remember exactly how huge it was supposed to be but it was certainly enough to annihilate civilization. As I recall, Batman took a lot of younger people, possibly Robin's friends, into the Bat Cave, and he was going to build them into some kind of an army or just an organization that would try to continue civilization. So, I am hoping that there is a graphic novel set shortly after that, with Batman doing what I described. Anybody know if that exists?

the zed has tds thread

to stop clutter of the shoutbox

Ramblings - July 24

Just came back from a walk. Saw one of those dogs, I think a cross between german shepard (fuck saying alsatian, never call them that, anyone that saiz that should get punched) /wolf, you know with the really bright light blue/ cyan piercing eyes.
I think I've said this before, but anyways one of the most magical moments of my life was in africa, at night near a caldera (largest in the world if I remember rightly), following this hyena, I think a lone male (young) it would trot on like 20-30 steps and then look around at me and I'ld be there of course follwing, I'l look down at the start like the first 3 or 4 times we done this dance, but after that I'ld look at him in the eyes and the hyena was like "OK, you're interesting" we would look at each other then he'ld trot off (not sure if I had the light on the whole time, prolly not cause I like walking in nature at night in the dark, esp when its pitch black, cause all your senses are tuned to 11)
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Got interrupted .. broke my train of thought
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ahh fuck it, really broke what I wanted to say

all I know is that time with that hyena was really magical, really really magical, it was curiousity on his part, but also it was hmmm maybe not all humans are bad cunts.
well if I could speak to that hyena now I would say, actually most humans are cunts ... are fuckin worthless

fucking sad ... no fuckin brains.
I have a super power! If I'm wrong, I will go, fuck I was wrong and then alter be opinion, no shame in being wrong, the only shame is in knowing you are wrong and then not speaking this.
Improve oneself

fucking olympics, fuck it would of been great to take part one time.

My closest was NZ trails in early 2000s for greece 2004 I think they were up in the Hutt or so (lower hutt I assume, but maybe not, fuck I luv the Hutt, Did I tell you about that time I lived there)
anyways I was in lower south island at the time in the middle (fuckin farmhouse)
they were having the trails thus I decided also to do some lifts then. I lifted 130 & 90 •(ok snatch is my worse cause my shoulder is fucked) good enuf for 3rd place... There was a huge gap from the top 2 to me being 3rd (like 40kg differnce, yes a mothyer fuckin massive gap) but still I could of been 3rd, and that would of been something? right?
I sort regret that now cause its not official .. the thing was it was 3 flights to get there, and NZ is not a cheap country to fly in
Not really as 3rd or even 2nd doesnt go to olympics in NZ

Now I dont think I could lift 100kg (now Im thinking could I benchpress 100kg, answer is unfortuqately prolly not)
Honestly what could I lift now? 70kg

I Have fallen far

And to those fuckers here complaining about sport, well so be it (and fuck yous)
nothing is the right path - humans we are total of all our endevours be they sport, media, empathy or shoving a coke bottle up your butt.
be a well rounding person, embrace all things ... as (whsiper) this is the only life you get (/whisper)

Box, ballz, tommix, vince even ol wankface zneppy (provided we can tear him away from kissy-kissy my ass missy) I have a plan lets teabag that english wanker .. that cunt has not seen me since I've been here in barcelona and its what? 1000km or something piddling
hell I need someone to buy me a beer, Is it too much to ask