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They don't seem to like it too much. I find the movie to be wonderfully weird background noise. 1000000 / 10
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Chili Talk
ShurFine actually makes my favorite chili.
I've always thought Hormel is average/overrated, as (purportedly) America's #1 selling chili.
I consider Wolf Brand chili above par, but only slightly, due to it's lack of chunkiness.
When it comes to a bowl, or hot dog chili sauce, Hormel has nothing on ShurFine, imo.
Final Verdict:
ShurFine- 8/10
Wolf Brand- 6/10
Hormel- 5/10
ShurFine actually makes my favorite chili.
I've always thought Hormel is average/overrated, as (purportedly) America's #1 selling chili.
I consider Wolf Brand chili above par, but only slightly, due to it's lack of chunkiness.
When it comes to a bowl, or hot dog chili sauce, Hormel has nothing on ShurFine, imo.
Final Verdict:
ShurFine- 8/10
Wolf Brand- 6/10
Hormel- 5/10
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Songs for an election year?
Anyone have any favorites? I have LOVED this particular song for YEARS. Jesus I fucking love this fucking song. In 2016, in the US, I personally would say that Trump is the only one that this song could apply to, in either political party. In 2008, it applied pretty well to Obama, in different ways, I think. But, in 2016, I can't see Hillary or Bernie Sanders really having a cult of personality. On the Repub side... Jeb Bush? Ha ha, no way. Ted Cruz? He can harness a certain anger, and definitely appeals to some religious feeling in some voters, but he is personally so unlikeable that I would not call it a cult of personality. But Trump... if he manages to hang in there, he could fit the bill, for this song.
Anyone have any favorites? I have LOVED this particular song for YEARS. Jesus I fucking love this fucking song. In 2016, in the US, I personally would say that Trump is the only one that this song could apply to, in either political party. In 2008, it applied pretty well to Obama, in different ways, I think. But, in 2016, I can't see Hillary or Bernie Sanders really having a cult of personality. On the Repub side... Jeb Bush? Ha ha, no way. Ted Cruz? He can harness a certain anger, and definitely appeals to some religious feeling in some voters, but he is personally so unlikeable that I would not call it a cult of personality. But Trump... if he manages to hang in there, he could fit the bill, for this song.
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Marvel's Jessica Jones
The new netflix series was released in entirety on November 20th. Between the last few days, I've marathoned through it, and I just finished.
It's a pretty fucked up show, due to David Tennant's menacing indifference towards his victims. He has the ability to make people do whatever he says, and this gets violent. For instance, he told two of his slaves to cut off each other's faces upon the condition that Jessica doesn't adhere to his blackmail. He has people jump off buildings, dive onto a pair of scissors just like The Dead Zone, and even has people beat each other to death just as a distraction. What a piece of shit!
Netflix does it right. This show has multiple sex scenes, including some lesbian action, as well as lots of drugs. If that doesn't sell it for you, get the hell off Trash Epics!
The new netflix series was released in entirety on November 20th. Between the last few days, I've marathoned through it, and I just finished.
It's a pretty fucked up show, due to David Tennant's menacing indifference towards his victims. He has the ability to make people do whatever he says, and this gets violent. For instance, he told two of his slaves to cut off each other's faces upon the condition that Jessica doesn't adhere to his blackmail. He has people jump off buildings, dive onto a pair of scissors just like The Dead Zone, and even has people beat each other to death just as a distraction. What a piece of shit!
Netflix does it right. This show has multiple sex scenes, including some lesbian action, as well as lots of drugs. If that doesn't sell it for you, get the hell off Trash Epics!
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There is no God.
Here is the proof. Troma, you showed me that video, awhile back, on some thread at the IMDB board. I can't take credit for it.
Here is the proof. Troma, you showed me that video, awhile back, on some thread at the IMDB board. I can't take credit for it.
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Movie Franchises that become TV Shows
Honestly... I can say I'm a fan of this. I really get into movie franchises because it's ongoing and you get more fleshed out characters, yada yada. Basically, you just get more out of a series, and if you're anything like me, you get obsessive, and want to follow it.
That's why I love that so many classic movie series'ez are getting (and have gotten) this ongoing treatment.
Shows/Movies
Ash vs. Evil Dead - Evil Dead fans have been waiting for a part 4 forever. Then the remake came out, and may possibly be part 4 in a strange sense. Then we got something better. Bruce Campbell as the heroically incompetent Ash Williams, every Saturday night, for 2 and a half months! FUCK YES!
Bates Motel - A contemporary remake of Psycho? Why?! Wait a second, it's actually pretty damn decent! Vera is charming and Freddie, although very whiny, still has that Batshit Bates quality to him.
Clerks - A 6-episode cartoon with the real Dante and Randal, as well as Alec Baldwin, James Woods, Judge Reinhold, and least importantly, Charles Barkley. Pure Gold.
Fargo - Only speaking for the first season at this point, it was BETTER than the movie, and a sequel in the sense that it follows one loose-end of the movie. Can't wait to marathon the second season...
Freddy's Nightmares - I've only seen 3 episodes, but I've always wanted to see the rest. Robert Englund AS Freddy Krueger, hosting an anthology of Springwood horror stories is all I need. He's not too old to do this shit again! Bring Robert back!
RoboCop: The Series - RoboCop... a hyper-violent cyborg crime drama in the 80s. In the 90s, we'll make it family-friendly! Sort of a Saturday Morning Cartoons-y vibe, but you know what? This wasn't that bad either! The actor was the second best RoboCop of the series!
RoboCop: Prime Directives - 4 movies that felt like sci-fi fanfic, but at least it brought the violence back. Infinitely better than RoboCop 3.
Scream - A conceptual spin-off that has absolutely nothing to do with the movies. That really is the best way to go about it though. It wasn't bad by any means. I still feel very stupid for having watched an MTV show.
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles - A tad convoluted for most audiences, but as an aspiring Terminator, I enjoyed fitting the pieces together. It's like a fan-fic show gone nuts, but it was pretty fun, and incredibly faithful to the first two movies. Cancelled for too many filler episodes.
Toxic Crusaders - The family-friendly Troma cartoon! No gore, no sex jokes, and corny as hell. I wish there were more episodes...
Trailer Park Boys - This is technically a follow-up to a few short films, then the 1999 black and white movie. If any of you know me, you'll I'm a huge fan of this show. It's the most TRASH EPIC of any show, ever.
Tremors - There was a sci-fi show starring Burt Gummer as his recurring character in the series, Burt Gummer. Sci-fi fucked this show sideways by airing the episodes out of order, so it was cancelled, but I liked it!
Wet Hot American Summer - A prequel to the 2001 film (set in 1981). While it was filmed nearly 15 years after the original movie, it's set a mere month before the movie, with the SAME CAST. It's goddamn BRILLIANT!
Also
Hannibal - I've never seen any episodes, but most people seemed to like it for being extremely violent. Shrug? I don't care for the movies.
Cumming Soon
Friday the 13th - Announced for CW, so it'll probably suck ass, but I don't know when this shit is gonna happen, so I don't care yet.
Rambo - Just anounced, with Stallone executive producing, about the relationship between him and his also highly trained son. That's what I figure anyway, so I just hope that means Stallone is in the show.
Tremors - Announced with Kevin Bacon starring and executive producing. SOLD!
Wolf Creek - I heard recent news about this, and I'm all for it! Mick Taylor is a great villain.
Do you like 'em or do you love 'em?
What do you want to see?
Honestly... I can say I'm a fan of this. I really get into movie franchises because it's ongoing and you get more fleshed out characters, yada yada. Basically, you just get more out of a series, and if you're anything like me, you get obsessive, and want to follow it.
That's why I love that so many classic movie series'ez are getting (and have gotten) this ongoing treatment.
Shows/Movies
Ash vs. Evil Dead - Evil Dead fans have been waiting for a part 4 forever. Then the remake came out, and may possibly be part 4 in a strange sense. Then we got something better. Bruce Campbell as the heroically incompetent Ash Williams, every Saturday night, for 2 and a half months! FUCK YES!
Bates Motel - A contemporary remake of Psycho? Why?! Wait a second, it's actually pretty damn decent! Vera is charming and Freddie, although very whiny, still has that Batshit Bates quality to him.
Clerks - A 6-episode cartoon with the real Dante and Randal, as well as Alec Baldwin, James Woods, Judge Reinhold, and least importantly, Charles Barkley. Pure Gold.
Fargo - Only speaking for the first season at this point, it was BETTER than the movie, and a sequel in the sense that it follows one loose-end of the movie. Can't wait to marathon the second season...
Freddy's Nightmares - I've only seen 3 episodes, but I've always wanted to see the rest. Robert Englund AS Freddy Krueger, hosting an anthology of Springwood horror stories is all I need. He's not too old to do this shit again! Bring Robert back!
RoboCop: The Series - RoboCop... a hyper-violent cyborg crime drama in the 80s. In the 90s, we'll make it family-friendly! Sort of a Saturday Morning Cartoons-y vibe, but you know what? This wasn't that bad either! The actor was the second best RoboCop of the series!
RoboCop: Prime Directives - 4 movies that felt like sci-fi fanfic, but at least it brought the violence back. Infinitely better than RoboCop 3.
Scream - A conceptual spin-off that has absolutely nothing to do with the movies. That really is the best way to go about it though. It wasn't bad by any means. I still feel very stupid for having watched an MTV show.
Terminator: The Sarah Connor Chronicles - A tad convoluted for most audiences, but as an aspiring Terminator, I enjoyed fitting the pieces together. It's like a fan-fic show gone nuts, but it was pretty fun, and incredibly faithful to the first two movies. Cancelled for too many filler episodes.
Toxic Crusaders - The family-friendly Troma cartoon! No gore, no sex jokes, and corny as hell. I wish there were more episodes...
Trailer Park Boys - This is technically a follow-up to a few short films, then the 1999 black and white movie. If any of you know me, you'll I'm a huge fan of this show. It's the most TRASH EPIC of any show, ever.
Tremors - There was a sci-fi show starring Burt Gummer as his recurring character in the series, Burt Gummer. Sci-fi fucked this show sideways by airing the episodes out of order, so it was cancelled, but I liked it!
Wet Hot American Summer - A prequel to the 2001 film (set in 1981). While it was filmed nearly 15 years after the original movie, it's set a mere month before the movie, with the SAME CAST. It's goddamn BRILLIANT!
Also
Hannibal - I've never seen any episodes, but most people seemed to like it for being extremely violent. Shrug? I don't care for the movies.
Cumming Soon
Friday the 13th - Announced for CW, so it'll probably suck ass, but I don't know when this shit is gonna happen, so I don't care yet.
Rambo - Just anounced, with Stallone executive producing, about the relationship between him and his also highly trained son. That's what I figure anyway, so I just hope that means Stallone is in the show.
Tremors - Announced with Kevin Bacon starring and executive producing. SOLD!
Wolf Creek - I heard recent news about this, and I'm all for it! Mick Taylor is a great villain.
Do you like 'em or do you love 'em?
What do you want to see?
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Demented Death Farm Massacre (1971)
Yeah. Something Weird Video must have missed this one. Believe it or not, this is in fact a Troma movie. Not quite the type of thing these guys usually go after/settle for, but a Troma movie nonetheless. Co-directed by Fred Olen Ray, and originally titled Honey Britches, The Troma Team retitles it Demented Death Farm Massacre, adds a diffrent score (apparently), and inserts scenes involving a 500 year old John Carradine, chiming in every now and then, attempting to act as narrarator, to I guess give this movie a little star power. Not quite the end result. It didn't seem as if he had even seen the movie when rambling on about it. Still pretty cool that old man Carradine graced us with his presence. I'm sure he would have thought this movie sucked. But I don't. I think it's actually pretty good for what it is.
Good, Yes, but certainly not great, as most anyone will figure out within the first few minutes. A whole lot of awkward acting/dialog. Mostly from two bickering couples who are on the run from the law after stealing a bunch of diamonds. The plan is to hide out in Nowhere, Florida, and move in on some unsuspecting hicks, and use their house for a hideout.
A hot little bumpkin chick offers the thieves some shelter, and of course Southern hospitality. Let's hope her loud-mouth, religious fanatic, moonshine-sellin' husband isn't feelin' ornery when he gets home. Despite being a dishonest, drunken old prick, Harlan turns out to be easygoing enough, as he doesn't want any trouble. That is, until one of the jewel thieves sets his sights on his affection starved lady. That, he cannot overlook. In fact, it might be time to dust off the ol' pitchfork. And why the hell not? Ol' Harlan just bought her off her pa last week. He doesn't like her much, but ya don't fuck with a man's property. It just ain't Christian!
Alright, well, maybe "good" was a bit of a stretch. Demented Death Farm Massacre is actually quite terrible. I'll admit that, but I stand by my claim of entertainment value. Oh, it's there. Even if it's just mostly some outlandish fat hick yelling at women, or there's always the acting. If schlock ain't your cup of tea, then you probably won't find anything this trashy Hixploitation flick has to offer to be even remotely appealing. This surprisingly entertaining Troma flick (which clearly belongs in the Something Weird Video universe) can be found on the first of seven "Toxie's Triple Terror" set. I was equally supprised as I was delighted to discover that the other two movies on this set, Curse Of The Cannibal Confederates, and Deadly Daphne's Revenge, were also pretty good... well, not exactly good. You know what I mean. 5/10
#Review
Yeah. Something Weird Video must have missed this one. Believe it or not, this is in fact a Troma movie. Not quite the type of thing these guys usually go after/settle for, but a Troma movie nonetheless. Co-directed by Fred Olen Ray, and originally titled Honey Britches, The Troma Team retitles it Demented Death Farm Massacre, adds a diffrent score (apparently), and inserts scenes involving a 500 year old John Carradine, chiming in every now and then, attempting to act as narrarator, to I guess give this movie a little star power. Not quite the end result. It didn't seem as if he had even seen the movie when rambling on about it. Still pretty cool that old man Carradine graced us with his presence. I'm sure he would have thought this movie sucked. But I don't. I think it's actually pretty good for what it is.Good, Yes, but certainly not great, as most anyone will figure out within the first few minutes. A whole lot of awkward acting/dialog. Mostly from two bickering couples who are on the run from the law after stealing a bunch of diamonds. The plan is to hide out in Nowhere, Florida, and move in on some unsuspecting hicks, and use their house for a hideout.
A hot little bumpkin chick offers the thieves some shelter, and of course Southern hospitality. Let's hope her loud-mouth, religious fanatic, moonshine-sellin' husband isn't feelin' ornery when he gets home. Despite being a dishonest, drunken old prick, Harlan turns out to be easygoing enough, as he doesn't want any trouble. That is, until one of the jewel thieves sets his sights on his affection starved lady. That, he cannot overlook. In fact, it might be time to dust off the ol' pitchfork. And why the hell not? Ol' Harlan just bought her off her pa last week. He doesn't like her much, but ya don't fuck with a man's property. It just ain't Christian! Alright, well, maybe "good" was a bit of a stretch. Demented Death Farm Massacre is actually quite terrible. I'll admit that, but I stand by my claim of entertainment value. Oh, it's there. Even if it's just mostly some outlandish fat hick yelling at women, or there's always the acting. If schlock ain't your cup of tea, then you probably won't find anything this trashy Hixploitation flick has to offer to be even remotely appealing. This surprisingly entertaining Troma flick (which clearly belongs in the Something Weird Video universe) can be found on the first of seven "Toxie's Triple Terror" set. I was equally supprised as I was delighted to discover that the other two movies on this set, Curse Of The Cannibal Confederates, and Deadly Daphne's Revenge, were also pretty good... well, not exactly good. You know what I mean. 5/10#Review
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Thanksgiving Bloodbath
This is a classic old skit from Saturday Night live, with Dan Aykroyd.
https://screen.yahoo.com/french-chef-000000398.html
This is a classic old skit from Saturday Night live, with Dan Aykroyd.
https://screen.yahoo.com/french-chef-000000398.html
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What's your TV agenda?
What are you watching on the tube lately?
I'm falling behind on a lot of things, because there's too damn many shows to watch!
Agents of Shield Season 3 - I'm quite behind on this, cuz I think it's getting a little overblown at this point.
American Horror Story: Hotel - I'm falling behind, cuz I'm not very into it. Get rid of Lady Gaga.
Ash vs. Evil Dead Season 1 - Obviously, one of the greatest shows of all time. This show makes me jizz bloody rainbows.
Fargo Season 2 - Haven't even started on this one yet.
Jessica Jones Season 1 - Just came out, so I only just started. Seems promising.
Scream Queens Season 1 - Pretty stupid, but quite entertaining. Falling behind on this too.
Coming soon...
Agent Carter Season 2 - More Marvel shit. Season 1 was decent enough.
DareDevil Season 2 - I can't wait, cuz the first season was amazing, and this one has The Punisher!
It's Always Sunny Season 11 - I fucking LOVE this show.
Trailer Park Boys Season 10 - I fucking LOVE this show. MORE.
Your turn.
What are you watching on the tube lately?
I'm falling behind on a lot of things, because there's too damn many shows to watch!
Agents of Shield Season 3 - I'm quite behind on this, cuz I think it's getting a little overblown at this point.
American Horror Story: Hotel - I'm falling behind, cuz I'm not very into it. Get rid of Lady Gaga.
Ash vs. Evil Dead Season 1 - Obviously, one of the greatest shows of all time. This show makes me jizz bloody rainbows.
Fargo Season 2 - Haven't even started on this one yet.
Jessica Jones Season 1 - Just came out, so I only just started. Seems promising.
Scream Queens Season 1 - Pretty stupid, but quite entertaining. Falling behind on this too.
Coming soon...
Agent Carter Season 2 - More Marvel shit. Season 1 was decent enough.
DareDevil Season 2 - I can't wait, cuz the first season was amazing, and this one has The Punisher!
It's Always Sunny Season 11 - I fucking LOVE this show.
Trailer Park Boys Season 10 - I fucking LOVE this show. MORE.
Your turn.
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Volatile New Feature: Source Code viewer
I don't speak computers. What does this mean in English? Well, err... it means I'm doing something pretty dumb here, but to make it less dumb, I'm narrowing the scope of it: "Valid" users will now be able to view the source code of this very website. And I'm not talking simple HTML source code, but the server-side scripts that control EVERYTHING. You can now look into the guts of Trash Epics.
https://trashepics.com/source/
As I said, very dumb on my part, to give away the mystique of the site's inner-workings, but it's not like this stupid place has given me any money, so I'll continue to be random and experimental with it.
Certain lines of code will be removed from select files for security purposes, and user uploaded files will be blocked for privacy reasons, but everything else is pretty much open-source now. This does NOT mean your private data will be revealed, as all database info will remain private. You're simply seeing the structural template and coding sorcery that makes this place happen.
Every wonder how a forum really works? Or do you think I'm harvesting your personal information to sell on the black market? I'll give you the evidence and let you judge.
I'm being pretty picky with who's allowed to see this, but if you're interested, I may allow it. I'm pretty sure no one's gonna care about any of this, but it's there if you want it!
I don't speak computers. What does this mean in English? Well, err... it means I'm doing something pretty dumb here, but to make it less dumb, I'm narrowing the scope of it: "Valid" users will now be able to view the source code of this very website. And I'm not talking simple HTML source code, but the server-side scripts that control EVERYTHING. You can now look into the guts of Trash Epics.
https://trashepics.com/source/
As I said, very dumb on my part, to give away the mystique of the site's inner-workings, but it's not like this stupid place has given me any money, so I'll continue to be random and experimental with it.
Certain lines of code will be removed from select files for security purposes, and user uploaded files will be blocked for privacy reasons, but everything else is pretty much open-source now. This does NOT mean your private data will be revealed, as all database info will remain private. You're simply seeing the structural template and coding sorcery that makes this place happen.
Every wonder how a forum really works? Or do you think I'm harvesting your personal information to sell on the black market? I'll give you the evidence and let you judge.
I'm being pretty picky with who's allowed to see this, but if you're interested, I may allow it. I'm pretty sure no one's gonna care about any of this, but it's there if you want it!
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