Lethal Weapon 5 - Extended Version



I'm so glad I found this. It's a movie made by the characters in "It's Always Sunny". A real piece of trash!

My Top 25 Horror Movies.

Dead and Buried 81
City of the Dead 60
Martin 77
Alice Sweet Alice 76
The Thing 82
Possession 81
Rabid 77
The Brood 79
Dawn of the Dead 78
Black Christmas 74
American Werewolf in London 81
The Haunting 63
The Innocents 61
Messiah of Evil 73
Let's Scare Jessica to Death 71
Blood on Satan's Claw 71
Shockwaves 77
Suspiria 77
Cemetary Man aka Dellamorte Dellamore 94
Let Sleeping Corpses Lie (71)
Spiderbaby (67)
Carnival of Souls (62)
Scanners (81)
TCM (74)
Grapes of Death (78)

Fav Horror from the year you were born.

1975 (yes I am old)

David Cronenberg's Shivers.

#jungly

Never Sleep Again: The Elm St Legacy (2010)

Has anyone scene this, I can't believe I watched the whole 4 hour Doc. A lot of interesting stuff.

#anightmareonelmstpus

Chainsaw Awards

Are anybody else voting for the Chainsaw Awards over at Fangoria?

I actually think the nominees looks pretty good, it's not just the same mainstream movies, that are nominated in all the categories, like you see most times, when people can vote for these things.

I've decided to take it pretty serious and see all the movies, that are nominated in any of the categories, I have already seen many of them, but I haven't seen Ouija: Origin of Evil, The Similars, Baskin, Under the Shadow, The Autopsy of Jane Doe, I Am Not a Serial Killer, Antibirth, The Love Witch, The Neon Demon, Pet and The Mind's Eye.

Link to how you vote:
https://www.fangoria.com/new/never-mind-oscar-heres-the-2017-fangoria-chainsaw-awards-nominees-ballot/

I miss the IMDB boards already.

They're gone. All gone. /sniff

Which Danielle Harris do you prefer?

Topless in the Rob Zombie movie or in the clown costume?

Senile Doctor Ninja Loomis

Donald Pleasence looks like a turtle. Like Rafael in the first Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles movie, Dr. Loomis even wears a similar coat, to hide his half shell. To public knowledge, he didn't know martial arts, despite his best efforts to teach a dear patient of his the secrets of ninja prowess.

"I spent eight years trying to teach him kung fu, and then another seven trying to keep him in a bullet proof vest because I learned that he would not dodge bullets." - Loomis in a Half Shell

While Michael Myers could move about in stealth, he expressed no desires to maneuver quickly in plain sight, and was thus susceptible to several gunshots. Of course, turtles in time live long and prosper, though Donald Pleasence died in 1995. Had he lived long enough to experience the mass hysteria known as "Halloween: Resurrection", he'd probably be very confounded if he saw Busta Rhymes pretending he knew kung fu, pretending to be Michael Myers, and maybe even pretending to be Michael Myers doing kung fu. Now, for God's sake, he can do kung fu?!

"He was doing very well last night! Maybe someone around here gave him lessons!" - Loomis Rolling Over in his Grave

So naturally, if Donald Pleasence is a turtle, then that explains how Dr. Loomis survived the explosion in Halloween II. He ducked into his shell. The senile doctor ninja aspect of his character also explained his axe-throwing abilities, as demonstrated in "Prince of Darkness". However, his character of Leo in "Alone in the Dark" is likely coincidental, as the film came out before TMNT even existed, though with obvious similarities, Kevin Eastman was surely inspired by Donald's turtle-like aesthetic and ninja abilities.

#DonaldPleasence #Halloween #TMNT #Turtle

CPS is a worthless piece of shit

I've got a retarded, autistic, bi-polar, OCD, insomniac 10-year-old nephew I've got to take care of, and he's getting psychotic because he hasn't been medicated in weeks. He throws tantrums and screams like he's possessed by the devil, EVERY FUCKING DAY.

However, Child Protective Services wont let him get any medical coverage within 50 miles of here until they finish their "investigation" on this whole incident. More however is that they saw him being a fussy bastard today and decided to delay things even further, just because they're a bunch of miserable sadistic pricks who get paid thousands of dollars a month to do not a god damn thing.

Child Protective Services can suck my nuts!

#Rant

The Warriors (2005)

When most people familiar with video games think of movies turned into video games, they shudder a little. They don't have the best reputation. Back in the '80s and '90s, if it was a movie, odds were, a shitty video game tie-in would follow. The Angry Video Game Nerd has covered quite a few of them.

What makes this game based on Walter Hill's 1979 classic any better? Well to start, it was made by Rockstar. Even if you aren't into video games, you've likely heard of their Grand Theft Auto series. Rockstar puts a lot of effort into their games and The Warriors was no different.

The story of The Warriors video game is split into two parts: the events that take place before the movie and the events of the movie itself. If you've seen the movie (if you haven't, stop reading this drivel and go watch it), then you might understand what I mean when I say you play out the movie.

You take control of various members of The Warriors gang and you fight your way through other gangs and the police. Aspects of the story are expanded to make it more of a game, such as sneaking through enemy turf before your final showdown with them, but everything from the movie is there.

As for the parts of the game set before the movie (starting at 90 days before), you not only learn about how various members of The Warriors joined the gang and their previous encounters with the other gangs, you learn everything you need to know about playing the game for the movie side of the story.

An added bonus to the game is that a lot of the actors from the movie returned to voice their characters. They also managed to use the movie's soundtrack, many of the songs being heard on the radio in The Warrior's hideout on Coney Island during the pre-movie portion. The hideout's where you raise your stats and select your next mission.

The game originally came out on Playstation 2 and Xbox. While it's never again appeared on Xbox for some reason, it's been released digitally for both Playstation 3 and 4. If you enjoy the movie, I believe you'd enjoy the game. It's not overly difficult and Rockstar seemed to care a lot about the movie when they made it.

#TheWarriors #VideoGame