Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (1978)

GOD I love this movie. I have been reminded of it a lot lately, because of Trump. Everyone keeps saying he's Hitler. Have they ever even considerd the possibility that he is merely DISGUISED as Hitler? No! What fools they are.

Your drug personalities

I like being intoxicated to a certain degree, because my personality improves, me thinks. Weed makes me enthused about anything, and booze makes me... I don't know... drunk? I'm a happy, retarded drunk. And if I do both, I become SO incredibly awesome, I can't even describe it. Probably because I pass the fuck out.

What about you?

Trivial questions about a horror film?

In Amityville 2 (The Possession), the teen tells the priest, "You know you wanted to fuck me!"

Well, did he?
My friends and I seem to think he did. Our 2 Possession cents.

Who's album collection was the coolest?

Wrong Motherfucker!




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iPhone Cameras!

A few years back, I bought a fancy video camera for $700. I never made a video with it. It's a good camera, probably still works, but as you know, I simply lost ALL of my creativity after filming "Terrible Things" in 2011. What a damn shame... I was a promising young director, making hit films such as "Attack of the Killer Man" and "Maniac Clock", which gathered at least 5 whole views on youtube. 😐

I've been brainstorming with @DerTables lately, and we've realized the road to success is with modern technology. You can get an amazing camera in a damn iPhone now. 4k high-def, quality sound, low-light for filming at night, and even phone attachments for different lenses, focus rings, filters, slow-mo... so fuck my old camera. I want to get an iPhone camera and film a movie on it. We've been developing a real piece of crap over the last few days that could probably be epic. A trash epic. So goodbye to expensive equipment. Once I save up enough money, I'll buy an iPhone.

Repo Man

"It happens sometimes. People just explode. Natural causes."
"What?!?!?"

I fucking love this movie. AND I killed the spider FTW.

https://www.metacafe.com/watch/an-ym6W7Jtbhbb44/repo_man_1984_following_the_case/

My Last Day at the Theater

I'm moving to a new apartment in about 3 days, and today is my last day of work at the discount theater. It was really the ideal job for me, because I knew how to do everything, I got free soda, popcorn, posters, and tickets, and I liked my co-workers and bosses. I never had an issue with anyone there, and they all like me because I'm one of the only people that actually works (there are a lot of lazy teenagers there that don't do shit). Most importantly, there were no drug tests. I'd get high with my bosses and talk about Trailer Park Boys.

Alas, I've been relying on a ride to get there for about a year, so now I'll just have to get another job. I'm hoping to get a transfer to a theater close to where I'll be moving, but that's not definite. I'll sure miss that place though. I've been there 2 and a half years, and it was so laid back.

Moving always sucks, but I can at least move out at a more liesurely pace this time, since my mom (whom I'm currently living with) isn't moving out for a while. I'm just sick of having to deal with my mentally retarded nephew. I've had to base my whole schedule around his stupid routine behavior for long enough, and I need to get away from him and his tantrums and shitty diapers and whatnot.

Hopefully I can get employed soon, and work somewhere that will continue to let me smoke. If I don't get enough weed smoke in my lungs, I tend to get cranky, as you may be aware of. Plus, TX Frightmare Weekend is coming up, and I want to be employed so I can spend hundreds of dollars there (they have a great line-up this year).

So yeah, to sum it all up... I love marijuana.

The Captain's Horror DB

Instead of poluting(sp) the shoutout box, I'll start a thread here
https://zedzeek.com/horror/s.php
Any suggestions, theres ~2500 films in the DB ATM (though only got 1318 working atm since IMDB doesnt seem to like it if I crawl more than a 1000 films at a time, I suppose I can easily fix that though by just grabbing 1000 films at a time)

Actors You Like Who Just Seemed to Vanish?

From the film industry that is. For me, it's James DeBello. I was rewatching Detroit Rock City last week and laughing my ass off every time he was on screen. Dude's funny as hell, but after appearing in Cabin Fever, he just seemed to disappear. Granted, he's still working, but he's mostly doing short films and films I've never heard of. I wish Eli Roth would cast him in his next horror film, because that would be sick! Also, the man who founded this trash dump included him in a song if I remember correctly.

#Acting #Film #WhereHaveTheyGone

The Presidential Election

Thoughts? I don't know who to vote for, and I'm not sure I'm even registered, but I feel it might be time I actually voted. I don't know shit about politics, nor do I care, but I want to vote just so I can vote against Bernie Sanders. That guy will fuck this country up so bad, I might have to move to Canada. Hell, I'd much rather vote Trump than him.

Your thoughts on the election?