New Friday The 13th is cancelled

https://www.hollywoodreporter.com/heat-vision/friday-13th-reboot-shut-down-972644

How do you feel about this?

I don't think we missed anything special. All the best Friday movies belong in the 80's.

Cannibal Ferox: Coke Or Pepsi?



Italy has been very good to us Horror/Exploitation fans over the years. Perhaps more than any other country. If you want cheese, they got plenty, if you want gore, no problem. If you're in the mood for a genuinely scary masterpiece, there's more than enough to go around. This country offers a bottomless pit of Giallos, Women In Prison flicks, Zombie epics, and all sorts of cool, supernatural Horrors with tons of atmosphere. However, there's one sub genre that sticks out among the rest. The cannibal films, or jungle atrocities. Whatever you want to call them.

A type of film started by Umberto Lenzi, with 1972's The Man From Deep River. However, the film that really put these things on the map was Ruggero Deodato's Cannibal Holocaust, which is widely known as the most extreme of the bunch. But is it really the cream of the crop? Most seem to think so, but not everyone. Most people who don't, favor Lenzi's Cannibal Ferox more often than not. Both are great in different ways. Both undisputedly take up the number one and two spots. But there can be only one Coca-Cola. In my humble opinion, that would be Ferox.



Before going into why I favor this movie over the other one, let's talk about the story. first. We begin in New York City, witnessing an innocent man losing his life at the hands of gangsters. A senseless casualty, but far from the last. The gangsters were looking for the guy's dealer friend, who owes them a lot of money, but is currently M.I.A. We already get the idea that Mike is trouble. And we haven't even met him yet. Meanwhile, Gloria, her brother, Rudy, and their slutty friend, Pat, head out to the rainforest. Gloria is an Anthropologist who is writing a thesis on Cannibalism within ancient tribes. An attempt at disproving the theory. After several inconveniences and setbacks deep within the jungle, the trio run into Mike and his partner in crime, Joe, who have been hunting for Emeralds. Mike quickly reveals himself as a cokehead and a dick, while Joe happens to be badly wounded. Already, this doesn't look like it's going to end well.

Mike feeds them some story about how they were with a Portuguese guide who, for some reason, got on the bad side of a local tribe, and was tortured, castrated and killed right in front of them, while they somehow managed to get away by the skin of their teeth. Later on, Joe, in his last moments of life, reveals what really happened. Joe, being the sadistic, coke headed rascal that he is, went ape shit on their guide and did all the things he had pinned on the cannibals. Mike is a bad guy. The cannibals know this because they were forced to witness Mike's meltdown. And anyone they see with their enemy is of course guilty by association.

As Mike pushes it by murdering a young girl, the tribe is angered even further, and eventually captures Mike and his new "friends". I suppose trying to explain that they aren't actually with him is out of the question. Explanations won't do them any good out here. These primitives know nothing of trials, lawyers or fairness. But there is one thing they have an understanding of. That'd be Revenge! Guilty or not, everybody's fucked, now! Especially Mike. Rudy runs off and gets himself killed. Mike, castrated. He and the ladies are held captive to await their inevitable demise.



Oh, and some animals get slaughtered for absolutely no reason. This being something that almost every Cannibal atrocity includes. Why, I don't know. I've heard it was meant to be senseless entertainment. They got the senseless part right. I've never lost any sleep over it like some seem to, but I think we can all agree that was shitty.

Also known as Make Them Die Slowly, Cannibal Ferox was released the very next year after Cannibal Holocaust, gaining an equal amount of notoriety, and most likely offending an equal amount of movie goers. I do love both these films, but as I said, I tend to favor this one. Sure, it's not quite as disturbing, the score isn't quite as nice, and neither is the location. But that's all I'm seeing that Holocaust has over Ferox.

But what does Ferox really have over Holocaust? Well, for starters, it's more fun. I think it's more of a typically cheesy Italian Exploitation than it's counterpart. The dialogue is pretty stupid at times, which is good for a few laughs. We get to know the characters a little better. Characters who are far more likable. There's also this sense of dread which Holocaust fails to offer. Mike and the gang are held against their will for some time, forced to live the rest of their short lives in terror, picturing their own deaths over and over until it finally happens in a way more gruesome and painful than they could have imagined. In Cannibal Holocaust, it's just a bunch of assholes killing for no reason and eventually paying for it. Cannibal Ferox is certainly the less gruesome of the two movies, but all things considered, it still has my vote as the superior brand. 7/10


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Rank The Friday The 13th films

This topic has made its way to Trashepics

1. Friday The 13th Pt 6: Jason Lives
2. Friday The 13th Pt 4: The Final Chapter
3. Friday The 13th Pt 3
4. Freddy Vs Jason
5. Jason X
6. Friday The 13th Pt VII: The New Blood
7. Friday The 13th PT VIII: Jason Takes Manhattan
8. Jason Goes To Hell
9. Friday The 13th (1980)
10. Friday The 13th Pt 5: A New Beginning
11. Friday The 13th Pt 2
12. Friday The 13th (2009)

Cry of a Prostitute

Is this any good? I've never heard of it but came across it on YouTube the other night. Sounds like a giallo.

Top 6 Sweary Characters

I've sworn all my life. I swear all the time and I think it's rather good language. People say it's limited vocabulary that makes you swear, well I don't think so. Cause, my vocabulary I know at least, ohh, one hundred and twenty seven words. And I still prefer fuck.... It always works, you know? And you never read, '"Fuck off", he hinted.' - Billy Connolly

I'm with Billy. Coarse language is a wonderful thing. It sounds good, it fucking feels good and it always gets the job done. Fuck, shit, cunt, cocksucker, motherfucker, prick... These are strong words. Powerful words. And, under certain circumstances, they are necessary words. Sometimes no other word will suffice.

When it comes to movies and TV, there are few things I love more than a good, forceful, creative hit of profanity. I'm clearly not alone in this, because many screenwriters and playwrights have filled their works with foul-mouthed characters, and great actors have played these parts with gusto, spitting out every fuck as if their life depended on it. Obviously, there's far too many great sweary characters to list them all. This was originally intended to be a top 5, but then I remembered one that I couldn't leave out. But if I don't set myself a strict limit, then this list will be end up being longer than War and fucking Peace.

So, without further a-fucking-do, here's my list of 6 great sweary characters. Enjoy!


6. Harry - In Bruges

In Bruges is a great movie. A fucking great movie. Colin Farrell is at his most charming, Brendan Gleeson at his most grizzled and soulful, and the two of them have fantastic chemistry together. It's hard to imagine anyone stealing the show from this pair... until Ralph Fiennes enters the picture as crime lord Harry.

Harry is one miserable motherfucker. I don't think he smiles once in the entire movie. He doesn't even seem like he's physically capable of smiling. About all he does is hurl abuse at anyone who even slightly annoys him. And he gets annoyed very easily. This is bad news for any other character in the movie, but it's great news for the audience, because his outbursts of rage are hilariously awesome, as is his apparent inability to speak 7 consecutive words without including at least 1 fuck.




Best Sweary Moment: Harry responds with disbelief when told that someone doesn't enjoy being in Bruges.



5. Francis Begbie - Trainspotting

It's difficult to tell because the Scottish accents are so thick, but if you switch on the subtitles for Trainspotting, you'll notice there's a motherfucking shitload of swearing going on. While every character drops their fair share of F and C-bombs, it's Begbie who who easily holds the heavyweight championship belt for coarse language.

Not just one of the sweariest, but also one of the scariest characters ever, Begbie can snap at any given time. In fact, he probably swears less when he's angry, because that's when his fists do the talking. Sometimes he'll call you a cunt in a friendly way; other times in an unfriendly way. The latter generally means you're about to lose some teeth.

Best Sweary Moment: Violent, unpredictable psychopath he may be, but anyone who can fit 2 cunts in a single sentence is A-OK in my book. I'd buy him a beer anytime.



4. Susie Greene - Curb Your Enthusiasm (TV)

I'm all for a bit of gender equality, which is why I love Susie so much. She can curse with the best of the boys. In a show that never shied away from crudity, she was the most consistently crude character. Even in the more light-hearted episodes, you could always count on Susie for some foul-mouthed filth. You go, sista!

Larry David once said that when he's verbally abused, his natural reaction is laughter. Hard to imagine how he even filmed his scenes with Susie, because they all involve her laying into him for some reason... or for no reason at all. So this is a well-earned #4 spot for the small screen's ultimate highly-strung hebe cunt.







Best Sweary Moment: This clip will mean nothing when taken out of the context of the show. Doesn't matter. It still works as its own self-contained, expertly delivered snippet of vulgarity.



3. Ricky Roma - Glengarry Glen Ross

Glengarry Glen Ross is much more than just a tale about real estate. It's an epic tragedy showing salesmen as modern day gladiators, doing battle and taking each other apart using words instead of swords. It's also a veritable catalogue of verbal abuse. Ricky Roma is the Spartacus in this arena - the biggest, baddest fighter of them all.

That's not to say Ricky ain't a nice guy. But, in the movie's climactic scene when a careless fuck-up costs him an important sale, he delivers one of the greatest ass-kickings in cinema history. That's right, he kicks a guy's ass... with words. Awesome.

Best Sweary Moment: I just fucking told you, didn't I?



2. Al Swearengen - Deadwood (TV)

One thing's for certain about Deadwood - once you're done watching it, you'll find yourself saying cocksucker a lot more. Easily the sweariest TV show ever (and will probably never be topped in that regard), it has received criticism, even from fans, that there was a little too much swearing. It's certainly excessive and from some of the actors, it sounds a little stilted and unnatural. Not so with Al Swearengen aka the man with the most appropriate surname ever.

Under Ian McShane's transcendent performance, every single fuck, every single cunt and every single cocksucker exits Swearengen's mouth as a perfectly formed, majestic work of art in itself. Whether he's abusing his employees, defending his interests or philosophising about life itself, Swearengen shows that every statement becomes a little more compelling when you sprinkle it with a handful of expletives.

Best Sweary Moment: There's so many of them that it's hard to decide. But I think I'll go with a little bit of Al's pillow-talk with a lucky young woman. Romance ain't dead, ladies!



1. Malcolm Tucker - The Thick of It (TV), In the Loop (movie)

Before he became the new Doctor Who, actor Peter Capaldi was best known for playing Malcolm Tucker in one of the finest political satires ever made. In real-life, Capaldi is a pleasant, charming, soft-spoken fellow, which makes it all the more impressive to see him as Tucker - a human dervish of pure fury; his interactions with others ranging from utter contempt to berserk explosive hostility; his only words a constant stream of vituperative bile.


Tucker is a truly diabolical creation, not least because of his charisma. Ostensibly a villainous character, you still can't help rooting for him. Not cause his actions will serve any greater good. Hell no, careers and lives will casually destroyed by him without a trace of sympathy or conscience. It's simply that Tucker winning means that we, the audience, get the thrill of seeing him go on more blistering rampages of vitriolic rage.

Best Sweary Moment: Impossible to pick. Tucker's Law is a classic. And so many examples of outright abuse that are awesome, a personal fave being this one - "This is a government department, not some fuckin' Jane fuckin' Austen novel. Allow me to pop a jaunty little bonnet on your purview and ram it up your shitter with a lubricated horse cock."

But I'm gonna go with a moment that sums up this whole article nicely. You see, there are folk out there who feel that swearing is unnecessary and crude. They don't like it on TV, in movies or in person, and some of these people would like to restrict language in order to protect their feelings. On behalf of every character on this list, on behalf of myself and on behalf of anyone who loves to say fuck, Malcolm Tucker responds to these people...



So, that's my fucking list! Like I said in the intro, it's far from complete. I'm already kicking myself for leaving out Don Logan from Sexy Beast, Ray from Nil By Mouth, Walter Sobchak from The Big Lebowski and many others.

That's where you come in! Add your favourite sweary characters and sweary moments that I may have overlooked or never heard of. But please, for the sake of the fucking children, try to keep your comments tasteful.

Thanks for fucking reading, cunts!

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Any fans of Mark Pirro?

I don't see this guy's name mentioned nearly enough. He has directed a lot of great micro-budget comedies. I'm a fan of everything he's done.

A Polish Vampire in Burbank (1983) - About a vampire who has always had his blood provided to him by his parents and now has to go out into the real world and learn how to bite people himself.

Deathrow Gameshow (1987) - About a gameshow where the contestants are on deathrow and have to compete to not be executed. Things go wrong for the host when the show accidentally executes the mother of a mobster. This one is clearly the highest budget of his movies; it's comes the closest to actually looking like a professional production.

Curse of the Queerwolf (1988) - Based on a character from Polish Vampire in Burbank, a man is bitten by a transvestite and starts to turn into one during the full moon!

Nudist Colony of the Dead (1991) - As far as I know, it's the world's first zombie musical. After the church forces a nudist colony off their land, they vow to take revenge from beyond the grave, with some great toe-tapping tunes!

Buford's Beach Bunnies (1992) - The owner of a Hooters-esque restaurant offers his waitresses $100,000 to whoever can cure his son of his fear of women. His son is played by Tom's younger brother, Jim Hanks. If you squint, you can imagine you're watching a Tom Hanks movie. Be sure to watch the director's cut, or else it will make no sense.

Color-Blinded (1998) - A black woman believes her white boyfriend might not be so into her and wishes she was white. Her wish comes true and comedy ensues.

Rectuma (2003) - After being bitten by a Mexican butt-humping bullfrog, a man's ass develops a mind of it's own, detaches from his body, and quickly grows into a monstrous creature terrorizing the city!

The God Complex (2009) - Follows God, a short, fat, bald, idiotic, asshole, from the beginning of creation to the present.

The Rage of Innocence (2014) - His only serious film to date. About a girl who will do anything to stop a man from dating her single mother. If you can look past the acting and cheapness of it all, it's actually a surprisingly well done little thriller.

He has a new one called Celluloid Soul coming soon that sound interesting. This is from his website, pirromount.com:

"2016 is the year Mark Pirro began production on his 10th feature film, Celluloid Soul. Another departure from the standard Pirromount fare, this movie is about a down on his luck writer who becomes obsessed with an actress from a 1939 movie. He has no idea who she is or what ever became of her. When he finally does find out about her, he gets the shock of his life when she calls him, and then arrives on his doorstep, looking exactly like she did in the 75 year old movie, complete with a black and white hue and vertical scratches. Celluloid Soul features Dennis Kinard, Lauren Baldwin (both from "The God Complex"), Bill Devlin (Rectuma, God Complex) and comedian Judy Tenuta, . Director of Photography Bruce Heinsius Associate Producer John Ahern Music by Jerry Danielson Written, Produced and Directed by Mark Pirro."

The Films of Marian Dora

Probably one of the most controversial contemporary filmmakers.

Godzilla

Discuss the King of The Monsters.

Favorite movie - Godzilla, Mothra & King Ghidorah: Giant Monsters All-Out Attack

I keep on watching Godzilla: Final Wars over and over. Love Godzilla Vs Destroyah as well.

Shin Godzilla was decent.

Post links to your favorite gore scenes

I'll start with this one (the best part starts at 1:10):



Amazing special effects!

How to post YouTube links:

Click on Media, then click on Youtube and copy and paste this part of a YouTube link: https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=iSSRaCF3Ec4 [ youtube=here]

Human Centipede: Your choice!

Okay. Let's say you were forced to be #2 in a human centipede, but unlike those unfortunates in the movie, you are given the option to pick anyone for #1 and #3. Anyone at all.

Mine...

#1





#3



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