Someone remind me to do this

God, I love this so much.
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Favorite horrors with an abrupt ending?

There were apparently some 70's horrors with such an abrupt ending, they omitted end-credits.

Lady Frankenstein
The Night Evelyn came out of the Grave
The Horror Express

These are the ones I'm aware of, so they're my favorites by default. Share thy own.

Any appropriately-watched horror?

Not sure if I have or not, but I admit I don't recall watching ''Valentine'' on Valentine's Day, or anything similar.

I do, however, plan on watching "Sublime" on my birthday in September.
If you (like myself) haven't seen the film, but have read the premise, you're aware that it pertains to a man on his 40th birthday (which I'll be celebrating this time around).
Share thy app-watched horror stories.

TX Frightmare 2016

Reposting this from imdb, but with pictures.

On Saturday, April 30th (also happened to be Walpurgis Night), I went to TX Frightmare Weekend, and I figured I'd share my experience like I always do. Here's the guest list: https://www.texasfrightmareweekend.com/guests/



I did Saturday only, from opening till 7. I went with my pal bodyguard Justin. He met a few, I met a few...

Alan Howarth, composer - signed H3 soundtrack + pic ($20). No line. Very nice.
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Charles Band of Full Moon - pic ($0). Short line. Really cool dude. I attended a screening of a movie of his, "Trophy Heads", and he gave us all free beer.
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Charles Cyphers, actor - 8x10 + pic ($30). No line. Legend.
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Dick Warlock, actor/stuntman - 8x10 + pic ($30). Short line. Upbeat and awesome.
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Edwin Neal, actor - 8x10 + pic ($25). Short line. Goofy and friendly. It seems he's there every year.
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Kane Hodder, actor/stuntman - 8x10 + pic ($40). A moderate line. Intense, but awesome.
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Miko Hughes, child actor - 8x10 + pic ($30). Short line. He's still so short. lol.
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Robert Brian Wilson, killer Santa from Silent Night Deadly Night - 8x10 + pic ($30). No line. Nice guy.
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Thom Mathews, actor - 8x10 + pic ($30). No line. Cool mofo. We talked about RotLD 1 and 2 and F13-6. He's a bad-ass.
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My friend met:

Danielle Harris, actress - 8x10 + pic ($30?). Short line. Sexy as fkkk, like always! Since I'm holding the camera, and she's smiling like that at the camera, she's kinda smiling like that... to ME. I can bust a nut to that idea for the rest of my life probably.
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Ira Heiden, actor/wizard-master - 8x10 + pic ($35). No line. Friendly dude, still looks like a total nerd.
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Mitch Pileggi, actor - 8x10 + pic ($40?). Short line. Upbeat and not menacing.

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Didn't buy from, just talked to:

Andras Jones, actor - $25 for 8x10, or $40 for 8x10 + pic? No thanks. No line. Pretty cool dude, we talked about Star Wars for a bit.



I wanted to meet Robert Englund, but his line was enormous. It wrapped around the place and since he talks his fans' ears off, the line really doesn't move. $80 for 8x10 + pic. At least I can say that I've stood within 10 feet of Freddy Krueger.

Also, there were plenty of sexy hos with big titties. And skinny hos with no tits that were also hot.

If there's anyone on that guest list you want to know about, I'll tell you my thoughts on them.

Strange things you're picky about?

One "strange" thing I've always been picky about has been the end-credit song.

I'm the type of guy that remains sitting in the theater till the movie's completely over. True story.
I don't think they're terrible films, but I didn't like "Blue moon" at the end of American Werewolf In London, nor did I like "Smoke gets in your eyes" at the end of Kill Me Again.

I thought The Hitcher remake was fairly well-executed throughout, and while I thought it could've benefited from better casting, my biggest problem with it was actually the annoying/pretentious/excessively noisy end-credit song. Share your strangest pet-peeve.

Attack of the Killer Tomatoes (1978)

GOD I love this movie. I have been reminded of it a lot lately, because of Trump. Everyone keeps saying he's Hitler. Have they ever even considerd the possibility that he is merely DISGUISED as Hitler? No! What fools they are.

Your drug personalities

I like being intoxicated to a certain degree, because my personality improves, me thinks. Weed makes me enthused about anything, and booze makes me... I don't know... drunk? I'm a happy, retarded drunk. And if I do both, I become SO incredibly awesome, I can't even describe it. Probably because I pass the fuck out.

What about you?

Trivial questions about a horror film?

In Amityville 2 (The Possession), the teen tells the priest, "You know you wanted to fuck me!"

Well, did he?
My friends and I seem to think he did. Our 2 Possession cents.

Who's album collection was the coolest?

Wrong Motherfucker!




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iPhone Cameras!

A few years back, I bought a fancy video camera for $700. I never made a video with it. It's a good camera, probably still works, but as you know, I simply lost ALL of my creativity after filming "Terrible Things" in 2011. What a damn shame... I was a promising young director, making hit films such as "Attack of the Killer Man" and "Maniac Clock", which gathered at least 5 whole views on youtube. 😐

I've been brainstorming with @DerTables lately, and we've realized the road to success is with modern technology. You can get an amazing camera in a damn iPhone now. 4k high-def, quality sound, low-light for filming at night, and even phone attachments for different lenses, focus rings, filters, slow-mo... so fuck my old camera. I want to get an iPhone camera and film a movie on it. We've been developing a real piece of crap over the last few days that could probably be epic. A trash epic. So goodbye to expensive equipment. Once I save up enough money, I'll buy an iPhone.