Favorite Divine/Waters Film

From 1969 to 1988, John Waters and Divine had collaborated on 6 filthy features. Towards the beginning of their career, they also made short films, such as Roman Candles, in which the tagline is "A triple projected trash epic". Oh egg man, where can I find those lost short films?

OT: Straight Outta Compton

This fucking blew my mind 10/10. Sooooooooo good.

Jim Wynorski

I saw this the other day:

https://vimeo.com/125067926

And the trailer/site leaded me to this:



Remember the dude who did Chopping Mall back in the day? Turns out he is churning out nuff shit... check his IMDB out... its a potential gold mine of amazingly random shit

Last Horror Movie Watched

I thought this would be a neat way to get recs from each other. It's simple just post the last horror movie you watched. I will go first.




Better than I remembered it. 8/10

Bite (2015)




I can't wait to see this movie. I heard it made two people pass out and one person throw up. It looks like a good body horror film to me. Hopefully it comes out before the end of the year.

Do you have health problems?

As a companion piece to my "What are your issues?" thread https://trashepics.com/post/1/159/ , which focused more on mental hang-ups, this thread is more about physical fuck ups.

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Generally, I'm in surprisingly decent shape for a guy who doesn't do shit, but I've diagnosed myself with "episodic cluster headaches", also known as suicide headaches, since many people with this disorder are so pained by them that they want to kill themselves.
https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Cluster_headache

For the past 10 years, I've had them. The gist is that they're extremely concentrated headaches affecting one side of the head, usually behind the eye. They strike at random times of the year, ranging from zero to several headaches a day, often lasting for weeks, before disappearing for severals months (sometimes years) at a time. They're the most painful thing I've ever experienced, and will leave me feeling nauseas, weak, and weary during the time I have them, which ranges from about 30 minutes to a few hours. And yes, they've made me want to kill myself. The cause is unknown and there is no treatment for it. Fuck you, science!

However, there's one undisclosed treatment for it that seems to work for me, 90% of the time. Masturbation. I've been getting so many of these damn headaches lately, my dick is sore as hell. The worst part is getting a headache right after I get rid of a headache. It happens, and it happens a lot!


What about youz guyz? What physical problems must you endure?

The Films of Russ Meyer

A goddamn legend, if there ever was one... Russ Meyer directed a LOT of sexploitation movies from the late 50s to late 70s, many of which were borderline porn at times, but still retained enough of a loose plot. However, the plots of his movies never mattered one bit, as they were just excuses for him to put voluptuous, big-breasted women on screen, coupled with random acts of violence and sexual exploits. Russ Meyer was a HUGE fan of HUGE breasts, and every single one of his movies features an abundance of great racks.

Surprisingly, his films are hard to find in the states, but I was fortunate enough to score a 19-movie set of his from the UK for only $40, and it's without a doubt the best dvd set of all time. I say this simply because I love tits, and I've never been big on full-blown porn, but that doesn't mean these movies aren't entertaining as fuck.

A man of many sides, Russ Meyer never strayed from his breast fetish as he tackled various sexploitation subgenres, such as (and this is taken out of the dvd's booklet) nudie cuties, gothic, soap operas, "sex" films, and sex "cartoons". Essentially, what this translates to is that he began with various black and white dramas, but eventually turned to zany, over-the-top sex comedies, and everything inbetween. He inherently had a lot of charisma as he never failed to lure beautiful women into his films, many of which would return in several films. Additionally, he had a set of regular actors who would return for several of his films, such as Stuart Lancaster and Charles Napier. Always entertaining.

While all of his films are a joy to watch, the highlights of his film career include Faster, Pussycat! Kill! Kill! (1965), a black and white film about three sexy thrill-seeking bad girls who try to con some desert-dwellers out of a fortune. Like many of his films, it would feature themes of female-empowerment, greed, and lust.

Jump ahead 10 years and we have Supervixens (1975), about a guy with a 10 inch cock who's just trying to get by, but often finds himself on the wrong end of a loaded gun. If they're not trying to fuck him over, then they're just trying to fuck him. A truly wild film, resembling a live-action road runner cartoon chock full of tits, chases, and a random act of extreme misogynistic violence.

For a guy who makes a bunch of sex films, he had quite the fanbase, including the late renowned film critic Roger Ebert, who even co-wrote two of Meyer's most popular films: Beyond the Valley of the Dolls (1970), Russ Meyer's most Hollywood-oriented film about hippie music, fame, romance, and of course... a demented climax that resembles something you'd see in Troma's "Terror Firmer", to say the least. The other film Ebert co-wrote is Up! (1976), which features psychotic rapist lumberjacks, and nazi sex-addicts.

The films of Russ Meyer are a varied bunch of X-rated exploits, with so many big-breasted hotties that I can't even watch them without touching myself. His films are so goddamn entertaining too, that you can't help but wonder how he got away with making so many of these films, but he was an innovator in a time of radical change in America, so he made it happen, and God bless him!

Trash Epics Conquers the Globe

Want to know where Trash Epics users are located? Updated 9.27.15

https://trashepics.com/app/country_count/

'˜Dismaland'

Thought all here would find this funny!

"Dismaland" invites the whole family to Banksy's dystopian take on Disneyland, "the happiest place on earth.

Visitors are treated to such happy installations as a lifeless Cinderella seen draped from a mangled pumpkin carriage crash surrounded by paparazzi, a creepy grim reaper in bumper car and a woman mauled by a flock of seagulls on a bench."

https://www.washingtonpost.com/news/morning-mix/wp/2015/08/21/inside-banksys-creepy-new-exhibit-dismaland/?hpid=z8

Your Go-To Feel-Good Movies

My domestic and financial situation gets more and more fucked by the day. I've had a lot of suicidal thoughts this year, I'm all out of marijuana, and I feel I'm becoming a shell of a human being. I try to distract myself from this shit because believe me, I get it. I know nobody wants to hear this depressing shit, which is why I turn to that handful of movies that always helps me through bad times.

My feel-good movies:

- Spring Breakers (2012) https://trashepics.com/forum/71/
- Hedwig and the Angry Inch (2001) https://trashepics.com/forum/201/
- Almost Famous (2000) https://trashepics.com/forum/915/
- The Rocky Horror Picture Show (1975) https://trashepics.com/forum/53/
- American Graffiti (1973) https://trashepics.com/forum/916/

What movies cheer you up?