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The Mystery Between Water and Resurrection: Part 1

Michael Myers... the 6-year-old boy who killed his sister one Halloween night, and returned 15 years later to haunt the town of Haddonfield, on and off, for 20 years to come. His story has become legendary among locals, who live in fear every time the autumn comes along, for with it, comes the harvest.

The character is a mystery, and the attempts to prescribe an M.O. and rationale to his actions resulted in a cluttered plot of curses, cults, and coincidences. The Thorn storyline was discontinued for a good reason. It was excessive, and demeaning to the mystique of a character that relies on the lack of a motive. The attempt to explain him ultimately results in the demeaning of his effect.

To wipe the slate clean, H20 came along as a reunion and bookend to the series, coming full circle, and providing a new light on the character of Michael Myers through his relationship with his sister. Ignoring the sequels between 2 and 7 is an unfortunate casualty that remains unaccounted for, but it presents us with a theoretical approach into the mindset of Michael, humanizing him more so in one film than any sequel ever could, while keeping us entirely without blatant explanations like H6 failed to convey logically.


Contours of an Empty Shape

Studying the patterns, mannerisms, and routines of Michael, it's likely that he suffers from a mental condition, likely autism, that has him zoned into an objective mode. At the tender age of 6, he heard the "voices", or simply urges in his case, to kill his sister. Though as someone who suffers from a skewed reality, he doesn't understand what death is. To him, one can be trick-or-treated to death, but as Loomis would retort, "you don't know what death is".

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To Michael, it's Halloween, and he's only wearing a costume. He's set out to trick-or-treat, and he doesn't want to reveal himself in order to prolong his Halloween prank, and get as much out of it as possible. Only in his condition, he never seems to snap out of it, enough to realize how late it is, and that he needs to hang it up and come back home, or back to reality. It's a mindset he's hypnotized into, and he can't seem to escape it.

We've witnessed his humanity before. He expressed reluctance to kill Jamie Lloyd, as if part of him was briefly able to see part of the innocence he himself once had, but in his condition, he has to finish what he started. It's hard-wired into his ill-advised routine, and it simply must happen in his eyes, like an obsessive compulsive conflict.

Halloween 5 spoke of his rage, and it's an overlooked aspect of his character in the film. He is conflicted, and furious with the way his routine must play out, and even more so with himself in how he must make it play out that way. Curses regardless, he's caught in a trance to carry out his intentions, and in his eyes, it's still Halloween night, 1963, and the night just never seems to go away.


Memoirs of a 20 Year Hangover

H20 runs its course, and in the end, Laurie fights back. As much as the film is a character study of her, it's equally an undermined character study of Michael Myers. Initially, it was upsetting to see the eyes of the shape through the mask. It lessened the impact of his blank, pale, emotionless face by giving him eyes that spoke so much, in such silence.

Also worth noting is the use of three different masks used in the film: the bright white and blank mask gives him dull, annoyed look while hiding his eyes behind a black screen; the CGI mask prompts wtf-responses from viewers; and the primary mask shows too much of his soul. The shape in the original film was depicted as an empty figure, though humanity was hinted by showing his eyes through the mask in a momentary scene, and undeniably through his unmasking.

Only the fifth film shows his face unmasked (and only vaguely), as if symbolically, his human-side was heavily suppressed, though H20 seems to hide his eyes prominently until he begins his direct quarrels with Laurie, who unexpected to him, recognizes his approach and fights back with as much tenacity as he does, which begins to shake him into the realization that his "joke" has gone too far, and the reactions aren't as predictable as they once were, to a man who had previously over-excelled at his one long effort at the ultimate Halloween prank.

In a game of tag, filled with eye games and guilted innocence, the play date culminates with a deck of cards being scattered on the floor. Laurie grabs the winning hand, turns the tables, and beats him at his own game. As he ambiguously expresses no ill-intent following his defeat, others don't see him as the practical joker he believes he is, and Laurie comandeers the van, shakes him from it, and sends him rolling down a hill, where he sees the tumbling van, symbolic of Laurie's wrath, coming down on him. He turns to run, but it's far too late.

In a prone and helpless position, Michael does something we've never seen him do before or since. He panics. No, this isn't the retcon finale where he's actually a body-swapped paramedic with a crushed larynx who can't talk, because he would've gurgled, Motel Hell style, or more imminently: TAKEN OFF THE MASK. He wasn't in shock. To go through a windshield, get hit by a car, fall down a hill, get pinned to a tree by an entire van, and STILL be conscious proves that he's too tough to be in shock, or be an innocent bystander for that matter, proving that he is, in fact, the shape of Halloween.

Trapped and without hope, he has to come face to face with his reckoning, realizing the consequences of his actions, and finally, he is afraid. Afraid to face the death he delivered for so long, because he finally understands it, as if literally having had the sense knocked into him. At this point, he wants mercy, because he's 6-years-old again, awaking from the nightmare of a Halloween night 20 years in the making, only it wasn't a dream, and he has to answer for his crimes.

β€’shoots 6 bulletsβ€’
TO BE CONTINUED
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New Feature: Lists (plus a new Zone)

I was talking to @Ballz the other day about what my original intentions were for the media section of the site. It wasn't to rip-off the IMDB forum system with a board for each movie... it was so I could it randomly select a movie for me, so I don't have to sit in front of my dvd shelves and waste 90 minutes trying to figure out which movie to watch. Yes, that shit happens!

Writing a program to do that is so easy, I just decided to build upon it more and more, as everything on this site is just one little experiment after another. If you're reading this, you ought to know by now that you can influence this site and help build the garbage dump that is Trash Epics.

Somehow or another, me and @Ballz got on the subject of lists. I forgot about lists, but apparently, everybody loves lists, so I added lists.



A list is just a post, categorized as a "list". You can then access your list through a link provided within your post. Your list will be blank until you go into editing mode with it, where you can add a text title to your list item, and/or link a media title to it. Furthermore, you can set the order/rank of your list items, if you were to do a top-10 list and whatnot. Don't worry, it ain't hard to figure out.

And with linking media titles to your list, I began thinking about how to tie that in with our trash zones, and I got some interesting ideas if anyone ever decides on a making a zone on this site. Of course, without a zone to showcase, nobody will ever get inspired, so I built a demo zone for you, based on the horror franchise that got me into horror movies AND the internet AND all this web design jargon, so many years ago...

https://trashepics.com/zone/halloween/
Each title in the zone is linked to a list, which can double as a control panel, then it's fun for the whole family.

#Zone
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Blood Harvest

So I'm watching the Truman Show(1998) and I saw Peter Krause from six feet under and started wondering what else he was in when I came across Blood Harvest(1987). Has anyone seen it?
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Mullet Guy

Mullet Guy is my hero. He was in Zombie Bloodbath, a wonderful movie from Todd Sheets, and has the best mullet I've ever laid eyes on. And although he meets a heroic end at the hands of a bunch of zombies surrounding him on a bridge, his soul lives on inside all of us. His death allows for our band of heroes to escape the horde of zombies, so his noble sacrifice was not in vain. Still, his death made me weep like no other movie before. I dream of him every night.

Who else appreciates this majestic diety?
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End of the Line (2007)

Do you remember what it was like to be a child? Full of innocence and dreams. It was a simpler time back then. A time where we had no responsibilities and our imaginations ran wild. Santa was real, the Easter Bunny was your best friend and monsters on the tv were evil bastards that had every capability of killing us in our beds. It's no coincidence many horror fans loved the genre as children as well, because everything felt more real when we were kids. How many of you were afraid that Freddy would actually harm us in our dreams? How many of you were petrified to go to a summer camp, cos Jason was a real entity to you? Let's face it, horror movies are so much scarier when we are children. As we grow, sure the odd movie might still unsettle us, it might give us a jump scare every now and then, but we watch them to be entertained because we seldom get scared by them anymore. How many horror movies truly frighten you as adults? I mean really get under your skin and stay with you for days after? There are very few that can effectively do so. End of the Line, is one of those rare movies.

Not excatly a "trash" movie, but I loved this movie so much so I'm gonna post it here. So there!

Okay, so what's it about, you might be wondering? A young nurse boards a train home after work and terrible things happen to her and those around her. I know I know, that wasn't much of a plot, you see, I am reluctant to give you details, this really is a movie best going into blind. I am not trying to sell you on the plot. I actually want you to know as little as possible. Don't look up a trailer, don't even pay mind to the dvd artwork, cos it's terrible. The cover made me think of a cheap Descent/Creep knock off and I was deterred from getting right on it. But this movie is nothing like the Descent or Creep. If anything it's more like Martyrs. Yes, this is a powerful movie, and above all frightening. Not only does it have some very heart racing jumpscares, but it's disturbing on a more psychological level too. This movie is a massive build up until the end and depending on your interpretation, the ending can be mindblowing. Not only that, but it's wonderful for rewatches, you'll pick up on subtle things you missed before, little clues that'll help solidify your experience and make you gain an even bigger appreciation for this amazing flick.

Okay so I'm giving a lot of hype for it, but is this movie perfect? No, the acting isn't always crash hot, it does have some slow scenes and some of the characters are a bit one dimensional, but, it doesn't change the fact that this is a heart stopping story. Within the first two minutes, if you're not feeling a little uneased then you're a braver person than I am. This movie scared the absolute sh!t out of me. That nostalgic feeling of watching a scary movie as a child came right back and the concern for nightmares was a reality. On top of that, not only is it incredibly entertaining, it's unbelievably gruesome. With some incredible gore scenes and shocking displays of violence and hinted sexual violence, this movie surprisingly pushes the envelope, despite its lack of nudity.

Those who have seen this Canadian horror movie might be weary of its messages, but the beauty of this movie is it has many different interpretations. No matter what your stance is, you're sure to find this movie both insightful, horrifying, and entertaining. That's a fantastic combination. Director Maurice Devereaux did a wonderful job on this to the point where I anxiously look forward to anything else he's done. Apparently he was so dedicated to this movie he put a mortgage on his house so he could fund it and have complete control over it. Well done, Mr Devereaux. [clap]

So to wrap this up, if you like atmosphere, tensions, gore and deep messages, this is the movie for you. But for the best effects, watch it alone, at night, in the dark with the volume turned right up.
Enjoy for a memorable horror movie experience.
Thankyou.

Here's a better poster to what's on the dvd cover.

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Cheers.
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Spring Break Forever: Part III

So the few of you reading this are probably wondering why I've got such a raging hardon for Spring Breakers. It's Britney Spears meets Scarface, right? How does that even work? Is it one half gansta, one half pop star? You're damn right it is, and the result is a beautifully haunting portait of big dreams and big heartache on Spring break.

This is very different than Harmony Korine's other films, but in a sense, it's completely his own. It doesn't deviate in style, but rather delves into Hollywood territory by gathering celebrities, amazing production values, and pop music. The performances make me laugh. The performances make me cry. This movie has become a solace to me, and I put it on in times of distress, to inspire me. It's great when you can find one of those movies that always puts you in a better mood.

This film is all about the dream, and as someone who owns almost nothing, all I have are my dreams. With all the movies I've seen, I almost feel like I've lived a full life. I get lost in my head so much, I never make time to do anything constructive because I'm always trying to think of how I could find a way to make something worthwhile and artistic enough to have some sort of legacy behind me. I figure I'll still be trying to sort out my priorities until the end of time (or when, if ever, I can get some acid).

I can never focus on anything anymore, but when I put this one on, I do it because I want to re-experience those epiphanies I've had while watching this movie, in at least some small, subconscious way. Not many films will ever move you in that way, but combined with a lot of weed... this movie just came along to me at the perfect time in my life for me to fall in love with it. This is the movie that gave me the dream. This is the movie that made me want build this place to promote my dream, of all the trash epics I have l burning away in my brain, anxious to be immortalized on film. If Chris Seaver can do it, I can do it.

TO BE CONTINUED

Notice how I haven't said dick about the actual film. I'm not going to either, because I don't want to spoil anything.
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Spring Break Forever: Part II

After Gummo, then Julien Donkey-Boy, then to the culmination of it all that is Trash Humpers, I began to consider that Harmony only did ghetto trashy films, until I heard what his next movie would be: the bright and cheery gangsta pop ballad, "Spring Breakers" with all those Disney actresses hanging out with a pimped out James Franco. I didn't know what to expect with that, so I anxiously awaited the release of it on home video, because even with said cast, a Harmony Korine movie couldn't possibly get anything more than a limited theatrical release. He's simply too non-Hollywood in his conventions to fly that way. Harmony Korine movies didn't have stories. (Did they?)

Cut to Summer of 2013. At this point in my life, I still find myself aimless, unsure of what I want to do, or who I want to be... This world ain't built with me in mind, so how do I do it? How do I find the answer that I'm looking for, the answer that I need? I smoke myself retarded, then I drink and smoke more weed. Finally, Spring Breakers, and I'm moved beyond belief.

TO BE CONTINUED...
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Spring Break Forever: Part I

Harmony Korine is a director I really admire. He changed the way I look at film not once, but twice. In 1997, he made Gummo. What an experience that was... It's not a conventional narrative at all. It's a collage of random artistic scenes of everyday life in white trash suburbia.

Most people can think of America and see New York City, or Hollywood celebrities, but the America I think of is poor, hopeless people born into desperate living, and dealing with it. Harmony Korine's work suggests optimism even under the worst conditions, and he does it by turning it into art. You might think "art" is good and all, but it's not going to pay the bills, but you know what? Art does pay the bills, when it's good enough to inspire you in any way.

When I watch Gummo, I see a reflection of myself, in the sense that my life isn't much better than this, but it's all in your outlook, and how you want to perceive things. Harmony Korine makes an ugly situation very mesmerizing, and when it's pretty, and honest... then somehow, it doesn't seem so bad...
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Takashi Miike Appreciation Thread!

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Fan's of the extreme and macabre would no doubt know this man's name. You might even recognize his face from Eli Roth's Hostel which was totally disappointing (well not really, but yeah kinda, anyone else expecting something more extreme from Hostel?....Anyone?.... ANYONE????!!!). But I do love the visual reference, having Takashi Miike attached to any project will no doubt spring interest!

The purpose of this thread is simply to glorify some of my favourite movies from this guy. I am no expert on Miike, I mean the man has directed nearly 100 movies and I've seen maybe just over a handful! So please feel free to add any thoughts, reviews etc you have on Miike to this thread. All opinions are most welcomed!
I suppose I should start with my first introduction to Miike, and that's with Audition.

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We watch a widowed man hold a fake audition, looking for the right girl who he could fall in love with. Audition often makes the lists when discussing the most disturbing movies. I wouldn't say it's the most disturbing I've seen, but it does get extremely unsettling. Miike has gone on record saying he purposefully made the movie painfully slow so when the ending comes, it hits so deeply. It worked wonders for me, but to be honest, I wasn't bored at all during this movie. I forgot I was watching a horror movie and was just so engrossed with the characters, I mean the main protagonist is the nicest guy! I just wanted him to find someone to love and live happily ever after!
Though this movie has a whole different agenda planned. The age old story of boy meets girl, boys loses girl, boy gets girl has such perverted twist to it. The movie progressively gets darker and darker. The last third have some genuinely chilling moments, including one scene where method actress Eihi Shiina vomits into a bowel and feeds it to a terrible mutilated individual. Yes you read that correctly, look it up!!!
By the time we get to the climax of the film, I do believe the term '˜cringeworthy' can be applied as we watch a man that we all kinda like and feel bad for, have the most dreadful things done to his body. I do love the irony that the femme fatale inflicting such brutal pain, is using the most delicate weapons, that's just a nice touch!

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When Audition ended, I immediately jumped straight onto imdb to find out what else the director had made that I would be interested in watching. Truly, I was onto something very special!
I spent the next several years trying to track down Ichi the Killer because Australia sucked majorly and didn't have any in stock until like two years ago. So settled for what I could find and ended up with a copy of his entry to the Masters of Horror series, Imprint!

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A man who is searching for his long lost love, finds a friend of hers who knows what happened to her. But naturally, her story is far more devious than it seems.
You know what I loved about the advertising of this? The fact that this one was banned from cable TV due to its extreme content. When I hear stuff like that, I get giddy like a school girl. I was confident I was about to watch something truly excruciating. And I was right!
You guys ever had to stop a movie because it was so crineworthy? I have more than a few times, and this is one of them. Holy Hell! If you though the needles in Audition were bad, this one is upped up a notch! Cringeworthy doesn't even begin to describe it.

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Because Imprint is only 63 mins long, it gets straight to the point. No hour build up, nope, we get straight into tragic love story and straight into the horror, though it does still up an interesting build up and a very interesting climax.
On top of the brutal torture, we also have some very eyebrow raising taboos, I might want to add that pro life peeps should stay away from this one, Miike is not for you. πŸ˜‰
The only thing I probably needed to add is I kinda wished it was in Japanese with Eng subs. The main actress spoke English very well, but most of the cast... I am pretty sure they didn't have a clue what they were saying.... And they STILL acted better than Billy Drago. Poor Drago, your acting sucked on Charmed and it sucked here too! But we still love ya!
Hooking and entertaining, it maybe a little silly, but this one is sure to delight fans of extreme horror fanatics alike.

Okay, still looking for Ichi the Killer.... Still looking, still looking, (fucking Australia) still looking, but then hooray, another Miike film! One Missed Call!

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It's at this point that I realised how versatile Miike is, this one isn't extreme, it's your standard Japanese horror movie!
Kids start getting mysterious phones calls from what appears to be themselves just as they die horrific deaths.
I really liked the story of this, very fascinating idea and an interesting little take on the ghost theme. Though I did find it unfortunately pretty average. While I liked the movie, there was nothing too exceptional about it, and to be honest, I don't really remember it too well. But, I did remember liking it for what it was, and it must have made some impact, cos naturally, they remade it.
One thing I have to point out about this movie is it's got Mitsuko from Battle Royale in it! So... it gets like 10 extra points right there!!! [dance]

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It also had a very catchy ringtone, which was the ringtone of death!
Unfortunately, I don't remember much more to say about it, so I'll gracefully move on to my favourite Miike film.
Australia no longer sucks, Ichi the Killer is now available!

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The build up to an epic showdown between the ultimate sadist and the ultimate masochist. Without a doubt, one of the most entertaining, awesome, sick, depraved and just flat out amazing films ever! And I gotta say, that story is beautiful! I mean, the ultimate sadist and masochist! That's like a love story! Just a very twisited and perverted love story. πŸ˜„
And extreme! This one is majorly extreme! Lots of violence, gore, sadism etc. The opening title comes up from a pile of sperm for goodness sake (eww). But it's so outrageously over the top, it also hilarious! You laugh, you'll cringe, you'll go ewwwwwww and you'll have a ball! Ichi the Killer is pure disturbing insanity and I loved every bit of it!
Major shout out goes to the real star of the movie, Kakihara! I mean just look at him! Iconic is the word that springs to mind for me. Truly epic performance and such a memorable character. Bravo! [clap]

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I should wrap this up before I really bore you guys, so I will leave you with yet another eye brow raising experience and that is the ever notorious Visitor Q. No use waiting for that one on DVD here, twas a futile exercise so I β€’ahemβ€’ obtained it another way. What? Don't look at me like that, don't you judge me!

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So, what's it about? A man hit anothers in the head, and then comes to live at their house and observe their family. Okay! Let's see what we can gain from Visitor Q. Hmmm, well, daughter has sex with her own father? Check. Son abusing his mother? Check. Mother lactating breast milk? Check. Father raping dead chick? Check. Father getting stuck in said dead chick during? Oh good lord what the bloody hell am I watching here?! And why am I laughing?!!! This isn't funny is it?! Well, it kinda is, but so very very VERY sick. I have no bloody idea how Miike comes up with this shit, but good lord this shit is insane!

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I never thought it was possible to find a movie more insane then Ichi the Killer, though since this one has a documentary vibe to it, it feels so much dirtier. That and there's incest and weird shit going down. I mean really weird shit! Damn! Whether you love Miike or hate him, you gotta admit, this guy is insane! Heh, I guess that's why I do love him! πŸ˜‰

I wanted to get into a few more Miike films, but I reckon that's enough for now. Till then, thankyou for reading!

#Extreme #Japanese #Miike
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Can we change the poster here?

This must be some new fangled release poster - conforming to all the modern poster problems.

This one is the best, IMO.
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#BetterPostersPlease
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