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Visitor Q (2001)

Trash Epics! Home of the trashiest and filthiest movies on the planet. And folks, they don't get much more filthy than Visitor Q. This one is positively revolting! Taboo ridden, boundary pushing, comic hilarity! One of Takashi Miik's more sicker films, this is the joys of Visitor Q.



The movie opens up with a question. "Have you ever done it with your dad?"
A lovely little opener that sets the tone for this particular shocker. If you weren't sure what you were in for, you should now.
We watch this young lady seduce her own father, who happens to be filming the naughty session for a documentary he's making (nice parenting there, dad). Of course this incestual act comes at a price, as the daughter so promptly suggests. The father soon seems to forget all about the camera, and things get very awkward very quickly, especially since the father finishes a little too quickly for the daughters tastes.
And there you have it, the first five minutes of Visitor Q and that's only the beginning. You think that's messed up, wait to you hear what else is in store.

You see, the mother of this family is a heroin junkie. She is also repeatedly beaten by her own son. The son is repeatedly bullied by classmates and the daughter is a whore who doesn't seem to mind rooting her own dad. The father of this... loving... family is always filming everything, including the abuse suffered by both the mother and the son, you know... for his documentary... and he seems quite pleased with the results. And you thought your family was bad!

So the movie revolves around a stranger who joins this dysfunctional family, and we see the day to day results. kinda like a mocumentary. Only it's actually good. This movie has everything. Sex, incest, sadism, whipping, lactating boobs, shit, necrophilia, murder, prostitution, rape, and with shaky cam, this makes quite the disturbing little film. It almost feels like your watching a documentary yourself, at times. Trust me, you'll be saying "WTF!" multiple times throughout.

But let me tell you something that could possibly make this movie even more disturbing.... it's pretty damn funny! I mean, not Monty Python funny, you would have to have a very dark sense of humour, but it's very possible to find this movie hilarious. There are certain scenes that I never though possible that I would laugh at... but Miike found a way. Yes this movie is comedic gold! I'd even go as far to say if you don't find this movie funny, you're obviously dead inside.

On a closing note, the ending is almost... beautiful. Dare I say it, this has one of the most touching family moment endings you may ever see....as sick as that might sound. I guess I just have a very twisted mind.

This movie is not for everyone. If you feel you might be easily offended, best give this one a skip. But then again, if you're on this site, you're not a pansy. You're a real man! Or real chick! And anything deemed offensive is considered awesome! You won't have to go looking very far. The amount of taboos broken in this one are unbelievable. If you are interested in the sick and twisted, and you're a fan of Takashi Miike, as well as wanting to see a very different kind of family film, then definitely check this one out!

Oh and uh... wanna know a secret..... It's on youtube. Wink wink nudge nudge;)



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Pieces of Talent (2014)



I just finished "Pieces of Talent" and I have to say this is my favorite film I have watched this year.
Pieces of Talent centers around Charlotte who wants to be an actress, but isn't getting anywhere. She waits tables at a strip club on the side to pay the bills. Charlotte's alcoholic mother lives with her. One Night Charlotte is taking a break behind the strip club when she sees the bouncer beating up a guy. Charlotte runs to help the man. The bouncer caught the guy filming around the club. Charlotte helps the guy into his van and then drives him around until morning. Him and her then start talking and we find out this is David.
David is a serial killer who is lures his victims in by telling them he is filming a movie. He also resorts to druging and stalking his chosen victims. David takes an interest in Charlotte he wants her to be in his movie. They keep meeting and talking and on the side David is filming his movie. Stalking and killing people . And this all leads up to the end where he takes Charlotte to reveal his work.
This movie is well acted, directed and written . Some of the shots where so well done not just for a low budget film. The acting is some of the best acting I have seen in a while. David Long that played David did an amazing job portraying a crazy serial killer. David Long also co wrote the movie with Joe Stauffer. Joe also directed Pieces of Talent. Kristi Ray who played Charlotte did a great job as well. I usually don't even notice music in movies, but the music in this was good. Such a great film. This is a film that more people need to see. 9.5/10

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The orginal cast of Firefly is getting back together to make a new online game. Thoughts?

Birdemic



This is one of the best horror films I've ever seen. It closely parallels The Birds (1963), but adds its own unique thrills. I do not suggest sitting in a small chair because you need a fairly large edge to be on the edge of for this one. There is not a minute your eyes will not be glued to the screen. The acting is unparalleled for a movie of this budget and the directing choices remind me dearly of early Woody Allen works. I can't go with out mentioning the sounds of the movie. James Nguyen captures the essence of silence and shows a mastery of his unique scene to scene sound transitions. All in all, Birdemic is by far the best movie of 2010 and is definitely worth a couple watches.

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Richard Griffin's Flicks and Sarah Nicklin's Tits

Part 1

Way back in 2007, Robert Rodriguez and Quentin Tarantino's plan to create a double feature emulating trashy '70s B-movies was quite a novelty. Since then, the idea has become as far from a novelty as you can get. In the wake of Grindhouse, a fucking motherfuckton of exploitation homages have been jizzed on to the eyeballs of horror-loving audiences. Throwbacks are now about as original as found-footage flicks. Most of them are pre-packaged cult films, frustratingly filled with faux-seriousness and knowing winks-at-the-audience. Still, I quite like them because, unlike found-footage, they're actually entertaining. I'm the kinda guy who thinks tits, gore and rape are a lot more fun than night-vision handicam shots of doors moving slightly. Crazy, I know.

So next up on the chopping block is Richard Griffin's The Disco Exorcist, a movie I'd been absolutely dying to check out for ages, ever since I first laid eyes on the cool DVD cover earlier that afternoon. We're talking 3, maybe even 4 hours of anticipation. Did it live up to all the incredible things I hadn't heard about it? Let's find out!



Imagine if Saturday Night Fever was a splatter flick. Sounds cool, right? That's pretty much what you've got with The Disco Exorcist. Our hero is a fella named Rex Romanski. This is him -



Damn, those are some suave motherfuckin' threads. Naturally, looking that cool, Rex is a total pussy magnet who spends his nights loving and leaving all the ladies down at the local disco. The mayhem starts when he poons a voodoo priestess, only to then promptly ditch her for his favourite porn star Amoreena Jones. The spurned witch bitch unleashes demonic forces en masse onto the couple and everyone around them.

As throwbacks go, this one is pretty freakin' great. It avoids any faux-serious pratfalls by being a straight-up horror-comedy; not especially funny, but still a shitload of fun. The look of the film is a balance between authentic and exagerrated, filled with gaudy colours and general '70s stylings. Best of all, Richard Griffin does the one thing that Grindhouse totally failed at - he fills his movie with lots and lots of tits.

Right from the off, there's tits before the opening credits -



There's tits during the opening credits -



The evil chick is kind enough to give us a gander at her tits -



There's even some male tits for all the women and pillow-biters out there -



Basically the only chick who doesn't show tits is the headliner, Sarah Nicklin. Instead we get shots like this -



Or this -



Most annoying, I'm sure you'll agree, and doubly so because she plays a fucking porn star. Admittedly, my short-term memory ain't the best nowadays and it's been around 17 minutes since I watched any porn, but I seem to recall that the actresses involved in such productions usually get their tits out.

I couldn't help but wonder: Who's to blame for this tit-covering travesty? Does Sarah Nicklin simply not want to bare her tits for the world to see? Or was it a deliberate directorial decision, echoing low-budget productions of the past where tits would appear in abundance, but the main starlet would remain clothed?

There's only one surefire way to fucking solve this cunt of a conundrum. I need to watch another Richard Griffin flick...


Part 2: The Retitsening

This is a sequel review to the review you just finished reading. Kinda like what Aliens is to Alien - faster-paced and more action-packed. It blows the first review out of the goddamn airlock. State of the badass art. And you, you little shithead, you're staying here. You always were an asshole, Gorman.

But mostly it's just pictures of tits. Mostly.



So there's Sarah Nicklin on the poster, looking all hot in a nun's getup. Surely she exposes her tits in this one, right? I'm not expecting her to be topless for the whole movie or anything. I'd be happy with just a 10-20 second shot of her with tits thrust straight at the camera, maybe with her sensually caressing them and uttering a line or two of dialogue about how she loves it when drunken, 30-something Aussie guys shower them with warm semen. I don't think that's asking for too much.

So, Nun of That is about a supertroupe of highly trained, vigilante nuns who kick ass for the Lord and gun down drug dealers and murderers. Blah blah, blah, plot stuff, etc. Let's cut to the tits.

Whilst it has nowhere near the level of tits as The Disco Exorcist, there's still a few nice pairs on display. Sarah Nicklin's is not among them. I don't understand it. Does she hate me? Here she is in a shower scene, not showing her tits -



Debbie Rochon has a small role in the film, but she also doesn't show her tits. She just wears a nun's habit, which is fairly hot, but not as hot as her tits. Here's her tits as seen in a different movie -



What the hell, I love the Rochons, so let's have another look at them -



Linnea Quigley and Brinke Stevens aren't in this movie at all. Ya' think that's gonna stop me from showing a piccie of those 2 sultry vixens and their awesome tits? Not a chance. Here you go -



You know who else has really great tits? This chick from the 2007 movie Brain Dead -



I haven't seen that one, but shit on my chest and call me Stinktits if that isn't one of the greatest racks you've ever seen.

Okay, where was I? No idea. Guess I should wrap this up.

In summary, The Disco Exorcist is the bomb; a near-perfect mixture of cheese and sleaze that's guaranteed to satisfy unless you're one of those fuckwits who cares about fancy production values. Check it out. I hate to be too forceful with my recommendations, but if you don't watch this then I'll skullfuck your mother, film it and put the tape on youtube, understand? No pressure. Nun of That is not as essential, but it's a fun enough time if you've got a spare 90 minutes to kill.

As for Sarah Nicklin? She's my latest mission. The world needs to know that it is not acceptable for a woman to star in an exploitation movie without flashing her tits. I'll scour every inch of this globe, leaving no stone unturned, until I find a picture of her tits. She makes the slightest nip-slip, then I'll be there to capture it on camera. I don't care if she's standing topless next to the prophet Mohammed, I'll take that photo and publish it here. I'll gladly risk jihad in the name of trash. If anyone reading this knows Sarah Nicklin's tits, then you tell 'em I'm coming... and hell's coming with me, you hear? HELL'S COMING WITH ME!!!

This is AlcoholicNinja reporting for Trash Epics. Until next time... You stay trashy, folks.

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Found (2012)

I recently heard about this movie a few days ago. Slasherfan85 kindly mentioned this movie to have one messed up ending. Which was a sure fire signal to me that I might be interested in checking it out. And if that didn't sell me, than the fact that it's banned in my home country sure did. When will film classification boards learn, banning something isn't going to prevent people from seeing it, it's only going to entice them to see it more.

So what can I tell you about Found?
It's a low budget indi about a little boy called Marty who finds out that his brother is a serial killer, who likes to keep heads of black people in his closet. Naturally, things progressively get more intense for poor Marty until a disturbing climax. That's all I'm going to say, like with most movies, the least you know about a movie, the better.

Perhaps I'll start with the flaws first. This movie is certainly not perfect, there are some very shoddy acting scenes. No Oscar nominations here I'm afraid, but the acting is good enough for you to become invested in them, so the actors get the job done.
There is also some dodgy pacing issues throughout it, the movie could maybe have been 10 mins shorter, but again, it's not a major complaint, for the most part I enjoyed this one. The story was good, the main kid was easy to empathise with, and the build up was nice. The filmmakers spent a great deal of time trying to make this one out to become as emotional as possible. Giving the acting, it was actually a really decent effort. And on top of that, it was also a pretty messed up flick, so it gets big points for that. Despite the fact that most of the violence happens off screen, it still comes across as a very graphic movie. I assume the reasoning for this might have been budget issues, but it also may have worked to the movie's advantage with the "less is more" route. And during the few scenes where there is some bloody mayhem, it makes it all the more shocking.

I don't really think this movie was justified in being banned in Australia. I'm calling shenanigans on that cos I've seen far more graphic stuff. Perhaps it was the ending that took things too far. In any case, I wanted to have this movie on dvd, and Australia won't let me. But as you can see, banning a movie isn't anywhere near as effective as it used to be. I love the internet.

For a flawed film, I do applaud the filmmakers for making an interesting and fvcked up flick. If you like to check out underrated indi gems, then you might be pleasantly surprised with this one. If you can forgive the acting and pacing issues, it's really quite a disturbing movie.

8/10

https://www.imdb.com/title/tt2149360/reference

Thankyou.



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Black Devil Doll From Hell (1984)

I tend to like bad movies. Often times, there is something highly amusing and quirky about them. I found Elves Delighftul, I found The Abomination hilarious, and I found Shatter Dead not as shithouse as I should have found it. All in all, I tend to enjoy bad movies.
Then I saw this piece of shit. Fuck me dead, I hate you Chester Novell Turner. I hate you so very, very much.

Okay, so you're probably thinking, it's not THAT bad surely? I must be giving it a bum rep. Well, see how long you can endure the opening credits alone. Go on, I dare you. See how long it takes you before you quit away from it. Watch all 6 bloody minutes of these opening credits if you can.



Did you make it to the very end without fast forwarding? Congratulations. Oh don't worry about that red stuff coming out of your ears, that's completely normal. If that didn't set the tone for this goddamn movie, I don't know what will. Trust me, it really doesn't get much better from then on out.

So the basic plot is a religious nut decides to buy a doll for whatever reason, I don't know, I was so distracted by the terrible music score in this POS that I wasn't really paying attention. The lady selling her the doll tries to warn her, but the movie itself doesn't want us to really know what she's saying, as the sounding fucks up and all we hear is a high pitch screetch. Was there even a sounding editor for this movie, seriously?!

Anyway, the doll turns out to be alive, and after seeing our religious nut in the shower, decides to tie her up and give her some woodern lovin' before ditching her, and leaving her quite enlightened with her new sexual experiences. In short, puppet sex.

I don't really know what to say about this movie, except it's just bad on every level. The acting sucks, the quality sucks, the score sucks, the main character sucks, the child pretending to be the doll sucks. Everything sucks, except the doll itself, who did get a few laughs outta me from his blatant rudeness. But even the puppet rape gets tired and boring after a while. And our main character goes from being a religious freak, to just a freak in general, look at this crazy bitch!



Usually I find something amusing with bad movies, and while our puppet rapist was pretty funny, the whole thing got so unbearable to the poin where I was literally waiting for it to end. This shot on video feature really shouldn't exist. It belongs in that special place in hell right next to Frozen Flesh and Prehistoric Bimbos in Armageddon City.

I don't know how Turner managed to fuck up a movie about a puppet rapist, but he did. Shame! Shame!!! You wooden headed bastard!!!!