Joe Kent - what an asshole! He resigned in protest at the war and should be arrested and tried for treason. We can't have Republicans like him and the likes of Marjorie "Traitor" Greene and Tucker Carlson continuing to go against America's Great Leader. They need to be made examples of. And someone needs to get Megyn Kelly cancelled, giving air time to these rogues.

And fuck Joe Biden for increasing the price of gas!

#AmericanNinja3 (1989)

I don't have much to say about this one, but there's definitely one thing. We begin the movie in 1979 and a kid watches his father get killed. This kid is maybe 13, and starts receiving his martial arts training. Cut to 10 years later in "the present", this kid is now about 40 years old. That is all.

I have some random updates to announce.

https://junkepics.com/app/
I've restored the apps, which you can access in the top-left dropdown menu. This is mostly useless coding projects, but there are some decent things in there, notably:


Camera
https://junkepics.com/app/camera/
https://junkepics.com/app/gallery/

This works similar to how it did before. You can take snapshots and save them directly to your user drive. The images will be saved to a "snap/" directory and filed by date, so it'll be something like "snap/2026/3/4/". Furthermore, you can view all public snapshots in the Gallery app. And for added laughs, certain mobile devices now support barcode scanning. If you get "Unauthorized access" notes, let me know and I'll authorize you.


T-800 HUD
https://junkepics.com/app/t800/

I've updated this slightly. Anybody who knows me knows that I've always been a big Terminator nut.


Soundboard
https://junkepics.com/app/soundboard/

Don't forget to play these burps, farts, and screams in random places at inappropriate times. Leslie Nielsen had a fart machine on him at all times and he wasn't afraid to use it.


Pong
https://junkepics.com/game/single/pong/

Not in the apps section, but the single player games section because there are high scores involved.



I'm always looking for something to do. If you have anything you want me to add, let me know.

Trash Challenge X: The Good, The Bad and the Shpadoinkle



It's about that time! And yes, for the tenth time! First, instead of subjecting you to another unnecessarily long introduction where I sneak in snide remarks, let's all just take a minute and reminisce about all the great moments and the fun we've had doing these things...

Ok, enough living in the past. Now, let's do #10.

Welcome to the 2026 Trash Challenge!

As always, it'll be one point for every trashy quality below. It doesn't have to be a significant amount of anything. As long as it's there.

Nudity

Gore

Rape

Hardcore (Porn

Incest

Drug Use

Cannibalism

Intentionally Bad Qualities

Video Nasties - Any movie to ever appear on this list.

SOV* - Anything shot-on-video from the 80's and 90's, or beyond, if you know of anything.

Beastiality

Necrophilia

Racism - One point for racist characters, or any type of blatant racism expressed.

Retards - Any characters who appears to be mentally handicapped is good for a point.

Garbage Point - One point earned if you genuinely hate the movie and have a difficult time making it through.

Pleasure Point - One point earned for each orgasm you provide for yourself whilst viewing a trash epic.

FTV (First Time Viewing)

And then, there's the Trifectas. Made famous by the legendary Turkey Challenge, For this one, we not only do directors, but also exploitation sub genres.

Sexploitation, Blaxploitation, Drugsploitation, Hixploitation, Hippiesploitation, Nazisploitation, Bikersploitation, Canuxploitation, Ozploitation, Nunsploitation, Vansploitation, Bruceploitation, Fowlsploitation, Rape/Revenge, Lezbo-Vamp, Women In Prison, Jungle Cannibal Epics, Mondo/Shockumentaries, Nudie Cuties/Nudist Camp, Giallos, J-Sploitation/Pink, Hong Kong CAT:III, Throwbacks

3 in a row from any of the above exploitations will count as a trifecta. A movie can only count towards one trifecta.

Single Trifecta - 5 points

Double Trifecta - 7 points

Triple Trifecta - 9 points

Etc.

Films must run no less than 40 minutes to count.

This challenge will be for the month of March.

Good fucking luck!



I https://trashepics.com/post/9/105/
II https://junkepics.com/post/?uid=c07c56c7
III https://junkepics.com/post/?uid=618560b5
IV https://junkepics.com/post/?uid=520af4ea
V https://junkepics.com/post/?uid=0d4711ef
VI https://junkepics.com/post/?uid=cffcc859
VII https://junkepics.com/post/?uid=47c7e95b
VIII https://junkepics.com/post/?uid=8dac3b4f
IX https://junkepics.com/post/?uid=755f40c6

I found a post on X that shows some really fascinating hydraulic experiments.

https://x.com/FanDeMarlene/status/2035453437597425791

#NewFeature: Screenshots
https://junkepics.com/app/screenshot/

I added this so people having issues with the movie ratings can screenshot the weird symbols they're seeing, because I've tried various browsers and various accounts and I can see the movie ratings just fine.

This feature will work the same as the camera snapshots. You can save screenshots to your user drive and they'll be filed under the "snap/" directory and the date, like "snap/2026/3/22/", and public screenshots will be visible in the gallery app.

I watched a surprisingly decent found footage movie for the challenge this week called Hate Crime (2012). Got 7 points for it.

A Jewish family, who recently moved into a new neighborhood, has their home invaded by a bunch of neo-Nazis on meth. They're right in the middle of a birthday party for their youngest son, who's probably like 7 or 8. Just to let them all know they're not fucking around, one of them starts off the evening by shooting birthday boy right in the face. Everyone was pretty cooperative after that. They take the mother and tie her to a pool table and take turns raping her. One of them thought it would be funny to force the older son to rape his mom, which he didn't seem to care much for. He later gets his eye balls cut out. His sister raped and kidnapped, father beaten to death. Yeah, this is probably the most fucked up thing I've seen on Tubi. Not far off from August Underground at times. 6/10

Nudity
Gore
Drugs
Rape
Incest
Racism

#RIP to Nicholas Brendan, also.

He was in Buffy the Vampire Show which I had seen a lot of back in the day because my sister was obsessed. I got to meet him and got an 8x10 signed. He was definitely on drugs at the time. Very hyper, but friendly. He did have issues, though. Domestic abuse allegations, then some spinal issues a few years back, which complicated and ultimately led to partial paralysis and then death. Yikes.

I had him sign my Blood on the Highway dvd, and he asks me, "Is it good? I've never seen it." I always wonder why actors refuse to watch their own movies, or at least claim not to, because he signed it with one of the quotes from the movie, "Tell me why my prostate isn't being massaged by 3 Thai hookers right now.."

I'll never forget his last words to me. I told him he's quite a character, and he responded, "Whoever smelt it dealt it."

The Witch Who Came From the Sea (1976)

In my lazy effort to watch all the #VideoNasty movies, I finally watched one for this challenge that's been on my radar for years. It's a pretty grainy seaside story set on the Los Angeles coast about a young woman named Molly. She's banging old dudes and athletes and tv stars and also cutting their dicks off. She's got issues.

In terms of trash points, it's not very graphic, but the points are definitely there. The blood is mostly squeezed out of the blades (no actual lacerations in the skin) and there are flashes of scenes of dismembered bodies in a weird color filter. This lady is a slut and gets naked a lot and does a lot of pills, and there's a big backstory of rape and incest.

Most importantly, this film features Buck Flower as a generic detective in a minor role, but that's enough to make this movie a 10/10, even though it's more realistically a 6/10. Worth at least one watch for the nasty completionists.

RIP Chuck Norris

It must have been suicide. Only Chuck Norris can kill Chuck Norris.