What were your other usernames?

Just shooting the shit here. Internet forums in particular required a username to get by, so what are some of your old monickers on the world wide web?

I've gone by a few Ren & Stimpy names, as well as a bunch of Cornbugs song titles. Some of my nicknames were pro-communism, some of them were asinine... but most of them are Cornbugs songs. Cornbugs Cornbugs, everyone's a cornbug.


Also, with the death of message boards, I sadly no longer feel the need to create a new username ever. Not that I should feel sad about that trivial shit, but it's the end of an era nonetheless.

Porky's II: The One without Porky

To clarify, this one isn't a turkey... but the next one is!

As the film's actual subtitle implies, this movie is set "The Next Day" after terrorizing Porky's bar out in the swamps, as well as getting Pee Wee laid. We have the same crew and the same sex-fueled hijinks, and most of them are still plenty amusing. I got a lot of good laughs out of the first movie, and almost as many this time.

I love the improv parts of certain scenes though. My favorite is when they're doing the whole graveyard act and the dancer lady "dies" and the boys struggle not to laugh through Peewee's hysterics as they convince him he killed her with his libido. But he's got a new love interest who snags her fair share of screentime, most notably in a scene acting as a big busted obnoxious "teen" in a fancy restaurant as she extorts a crooked politician.

A movie like this isn't high on narrative, but rather a loose narrative tied together by a series of jokes. In this overall narrative that ignores Porky entirely, our heroes find themselves interested in acting in the school play. However, when a native american scores the lead (this was set in the 50s mind you), this Shakespearean play becomes blasphemy and must be stopped!

One thing I enjoyed was an appearance by Anthony Pena as the native's family member (brother?), because his appearance dictates strong indian vibes, kna'am sayin? This movie deals with a few racist topics, mostly about the ku klux klan harrassing the native locals, but this movie is a comedy, and that means that our villains are always inept.

Before I wrap this up, I'd like to point out that the "next day" monicker is only partial, as the film continues at least another day or so after the intial next day. So these guy's are having crazy wild adventures literally all of the time. Due to the exaggerated lifestyle, I'd like to compare this sequential setup to Wet Hot American Summer, which I'm sure was inspired by the Porky films.

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October Challenge 2020 - THE RESULTS

Another year (and what a shite one at that) and another October challenge done and dusted. Congratulations to those who completed the target of 31 horror movies in 31 days, and thanks to those that came back especially to contribute. I am sure Box would love you all to stick around or at least drop by when you can. Sadly I am embarrassed and ashamed to say that yours truly fell short but hey, there is always next year. A special congratulations to our overall winner, the Asian Movie Enthusiast (check out his YT channel) himself ebossert who even managed to hit the 100 mark. Box will be delighted to supply you with 2 tickets, 7 nights in a 5 star hotel, all-inclusive, to any destination of your choice (COVID-19 restrictions permitting of course). Here are the results in full...

(FTVs)

OVERALL WINNER WHO KICKED EVERYONE'S ARSES
ebossert - 104 (52)

THOSE WHO EXCEEDED
Tromafreak - 61 (50)
Brett_Lives - 54 (25)
Ballz - 52 (37)
Jimb14red - 48 (46)
Amon_101 - 46 (45)
shroudoftheimmortal - 42 (30)
Box_a_Hair - 41 (17)
Johan_WoW - 40 (27)

THOSE WHO COMPLETED THE CHALLENGE
Triggerhappy - 35 (31)
NoseofNicko - 34 (20)
BloodWank - 32 (31)
ConditionedResponse - 31 (17)
BaseBallZombies - 31 (16)

THOSE WHO TRIED.. AND FAILED
markus-san - 27 (18)
OnyxHades - 24 (11)
zed - 15 (15)

THOSE WHO DIDN'T REALLY EVEN TRY
Cornpop - 8 (2)
Bambithedeer - 7 (5)
Red_Otter - 5 (2)
PickOfDestony - 2 (0)

VOID
Iceflamez - 0
Trump2020 - 0

MAYBE NEXT YEAR, EH?
Znep27
Snowy_Owl
VincentPriceIsRight
Tommix

Unknown (2011) (solid Liam Neeson movie)

Is anybody else here a fan of this movie? I am one. It's not UNBELIEVABLY original... if you try to imagine a combination of the old Harrison Ford movie Frantic (1988) and The Bourne Identity (2002), you can imagine the general idea. There might be some elements of other Jason Bourne movies, and maybe even a little Trading Places (1982), in a totally non-comedy sort of way... and, there is, arguably, a little Resident Evil (2002) in there, too. OK, sorry, this is probably just a confusing way of describing it. As I said, it's not super super super original, but it's gripping, interesting, has some good twists and good performances, and just generally does not feel like a waste of time.

Anyway, yeah, if you are a Liam Neeson fan, you shouldn't miss this one. Without giving too much away: his character and January Jones' character, a married couple, fly into a Berlin airport at the beginning of the movie. They are on their way to some sort of big biotechnology conference... it sounds vaguely impressive and globally elite, but we don't get a super-clear sense of what it's all about, at first.

They take a taxi to their hotel. Liam Neeson is outside the hotel getting their bags out of the taxi, as his wife goes in, to the concierge desk area, to check in. Suddenly Liam N realizes that they accidentally left one of their suitcases at the airport, and he heads back to the airport, without really explaining what's going on to his wife. You can tell he's going to let her know what's happening by phone, but he just has to really hurry back to the airport if he wants to have a prayer of getting their suitcase before some lowlife nabs it. On his way back, his taxi gets in an accident and is thrown into a river (probably the Spree river, I think... is that a famous thing in Berlin?!?!? I had to google it). Liam N is knocked unconscious during the accident, and ends up in a coma. He is in a coma for several days, and when he wakes up in a local hospital he is very disoriented and confused, with some memory loss.

After he wakes up, he goes to see his wife. But... she doesn't recognize him. She has no idea who he is, and is absolutely cold (albeit polite) to him, although they seemed to be very much in love in the earlier scenes. Also, there is another man claiming to be who he thinks he is, and this guy has plenty of ID to prove it, unlike Liam N.

Liam N doesn't know what to do. He doesn't want to get into too much trouble with the hotel security guys, and this whole thing is all complicated for him because he doesn't really speak German. Also, it is very cold out, (they say it's four below zero... that's probably in Celsius, but the 20s are still pretty cold if you're afraid you'll have to sleep on a park bench). ALSO, this is all happening on the American Thanksgiving, so the American embassy or consulate services staff are all taking the day off, and are not available to him.

Also, by the way... someone is trying to kill him.

He has no idea what the hell is going on. He still has very limited, unclear memories of who he is. A nurse from the hospital writes down the address of a friend of hers who she says might be able to help him, but she can't communicate much more because her English is not so great, and also because the killer guy kills her, so that affects her ability to communicate.

He ends up connecting with his former taxi driver (Diane Kruger!). They try to figure out what to do, as they are pursued by the killer(s). They go to see the dead nurse's friend, an ex-Stasi secret police operative guy, played by Bruno Ganz. I liked his scenes a lot, you can really see the wheels turning in his mind as he tries to understand what the situation is. He has some interesting interactions with a Frank Langella character who shows up soon. Those might be my favorite scenes in the whole movie, actually, although seeing Liam N in action is also always great of course, and getting to look at January Jones and Diane Kruger for long periods of time doesn't suck either.

So... I shouldn't say much more, but there are great car chases, excellent mayhem in general, and some cool looks at the underclass of refugees from various places in the world, trying to survive in Berlin.

Soooooooo yeah. Check it out!

FUCK AMBER HEARD!!!

Okay... so just another reminder! Amber Heard Sucks, and Johnny Depp deserves better. I think he handled stepping down from his role very respectfully, but if he has to step down due to his controversy, shouldn't Amber Heard have to step down from her role in aqua man sequels? Personally I think this is all BS!

Deepwater Horizon movie

I am watching it on FX right now. Jesus. I keep thinking, people should use clips from this movie, from just before the explosion, to connote extreme pressure. Like, you know... pressure not to fail, pressure to do the right thing, to say the right thing, whatever... just any kind of psychological pressure that people feel. I guess I mean they should do it in comedy movies, but Deepwater Horizon is not funny at all. Whew.

Oh dear... a new Dark Shadows?

https://bloody-disgusting.com/tv/3582757/classic-tv-series-dark-shadows-making-return-cw-dark-shadows-reincarnation/

This will be the third time they've tried to revive it, and the second time that the CW will try their hand at it. The CW though? Really? The guy doing it claims to want to make it a "sequel" series as similar to the original as possible, but you know that wont happen. They're going to fudge it up for sure, but I'll still keep my eyes on this one, just out of sheer curiosity.

Music/songs that touch you?

Well I believe it was Snowy who made a topic not so long ago asking which movies brought tears to your eyes. I bet there must be music that make you feel likewise or just touched. Name some songs, music, artists or just even the voices.

I for example dream away by beautiful voices (mostly female). My examples:

Dolores O' Riordan (RIP) from the Cranberries. Even though Zombie and Salvation are the most known , John Lennon died is another powerful one. However Though I think Ode to my Family is one of the most beautiful:



It's funny but I never really liked the Neverending Story. However the theme song from Limahl is so catchy and nicely sung:




Donna Lewis, another one with a real warm voice. You surely must have heard about I love you always forever':



Cyndi Lauper, another special voice tone that touches. Girls wanna have fun, Time after Time and True Colours are classics. But I always had a soft spot for 'That's what I think':



Whigfield, usually singing upbeat songs like 'Sexy Eyes' but was also capable of bringing sadder songs like 'Ain't it blue' really love the accompanying music too:




Rammstein oh yes this German band is definitely loved by music fans who like it it a bit louder, heavier. But they really made some strong emotional ones like Mutter (Mother):



Louise Tucker, schooled as an opera singer, tried her luck at pop songs early 1980s with songs like Midnight Blue but I absolutely adore her version of the Elisabethan Serenade titled 'Only for you', oh and those 80s sounds:





Belinda Carlisle, I know it's a cliché song but hey I love it, 'Heaven is a place on earth':



Roxette was a Swedish duo (RIP Marie Fredriksson) bringing pop rock music with hits such as 'The Look' and 'Dressed for Success'. There is lots of softer stuff from them and i's hard to make a choice but I'll go for 'Listen to Your heart':



'Abide with me' is said to be the song being played when the Titanic was slowly meeting its end. My favorite version is this one sung by Hayley Westenra:



Even though this one is clearly created in the memory of the American Civil War, I think it's also still applicable to so many other countries where different regions have their conflicts and wars. 'The Grey and the Blue'





Last but not least, the Eurovision Song contest winner in 1964, Gigliola Cinquetti from Italy with Non Ho l'Eta (I am too young), an angelic voice:




Well I feel obliged to add a singer from my own country. Even though she wasn't a favorite of mine in the past, recently I have gotten really into her songs. Petra started her musical career at 17 singing in her mother tongue, late eighties when Flemmish pop music really started to boom. Her first songs were more focused on instrumental new wave music with (the New Beat a predecessor of techno from the 90s actually originates from Belgium). Even though the dept of a song can catch me sometimes I just love this more instrumentally focused stuff. One of her first was Jij daar (Hey you).





Even though Petra was known for extravagant haircuts, clothing and lvvid dance moves she truly had a wonderful voice too IMO, like in this one 'Ik hou van jou' (I love you) and 'Als ik droom' (When I am dreaming)






One of her inspirations was Ann Christy, another Flemmish singer dying at 38, who is considered as one of the best singer from my country. One of her most famous ones was 'De Roos' (The Rose) based on the song from Bette Middler:

Happy Halloween 2020

As far as this year goes, my day has been pretty good. Halloween falls on a Saturday night, so I don't have to work tomorrow. I can sit back, get drunk and high, and watch horror flicks all night, and fall back an hour early tomorrow morning. I have pizza, I'm ready for trick-or-treaters, and I hope I don't exhaust myself too early, because this is Halloween NIGHT.

This month's challenge turned out alright. It's always good to see old faces making a triumphant return, though I'll always miss a few people. I haven't watched too many new gems, but I can walk away from this challenge with at least one movie that I really enjoyed: "Ice Cream Man" with Clint Howard. The Werewolf 1956 had decent vibes too, but I was too high to pay full attention. Since my FTV endeavor was pretty shitty, I hope I can make that up for next month with some really shitty movies. Turkeys are the bee's knees.


As a side announcement, I am still working on new TE projects. My main endeavor is focusing on non-html and full on applications. Organizing the structure of this mess eats a lot of my time, but it's a work in progress, and you'll see some of it eventually. It'll be the next evolutionary step in TE's life cycle.



So how's everyone's Halloween? Is it as shitty as the year, or is there a light at the end of the tunnel? SPEAK, damn you!

Jeanne Tripplehorn, as Rhonda Shear

This is pretty wild. She wasn't literally playing Rhonda Shear from USA Up All Night here, but... just sort of a similar character. It must have been really hard for her to play such an airhead, she always comes across as so intelligent. Her Wikipedia article said she was on a local show in Tulsa called Creature Feature, back in the early 80s when she was in her late teens, and maybe when she was 20. I was looking for that, but seeing her on this show from her Tulsa days, Night Shift, is pretty fun to see. She is on in the beginning, until about 1:07, and then again at the end, from about 5:11 until the end.