Music Draft QF2: zed Vs Der Vs Johan

4-6-1

zed
1. Sonic Youth Alternative Rock
2. NOFX Punk Rock
3. Roger Waters Progressive Rock
4. Led Zeppelin Hard Rock
5. Lou Reed Rock
6. The Who Rock
7. Marillion Progressive Rock
8. Richard Wagner Classical
9. Grace Jones Art Pop/Disco
10. The Jimi Hendrx Experience Rock
11. Genesis Progressive Rock
12. Gustav Mahler Classical
13. Bob Dylan Folk Rock
14. The Pixies Alternative Rock
15. Danzig Gothic Metal
16. Gary Moore Blues/Rock
17. Jethro Tull Progressive Rock
18. Richard Strauss Classical
19. Cat Stevens Folk
20. Zed Zeek Rock

DerTables
1. The Beatles Pop/Rock
2. Creedence Clearwater Revival Rock
3. Fats Domino Rock and Roll
4. Cake Alternative Rock
5. The Rolling Stones Rock
6. Lynyrd Skynyrd Rock
7. Steve Vai Hard Rock
8. Sublime Ska Punk
9. The Beach Boys Pop/Rock
10. Little Richard Rock and Roll
11. Daft Punk Electronic
12. Foo Fighters Rock
13. The Eagles Rock
14. System of a Down Nu Metal
15. Travelling Wilburys Folk Rock
16. Dio Heavy Metal
17. Ray Charles R&B/Soul
18. John Carpenter Electronic
19. John Denver Folk Rock
20. Audioslave Rock

Johan_WoW
1. Def Dames Dope Europop
2. The Cranberries Rock
3. Scooter Techno
4. Linkin Park Nu Metal
5. Gigi D'Agostino Trance
6. Cyndi Lauper Pop/Rock
7. Laïs Folk
8. Madonna Pop
9. Michael Jackson Pop/Soul
10. Celtic Woman Folk/Celtic
11. Da Boy Tommy Dance
12. The Sex Pistols Punk
13. Jebroer Hip Hop
14. Boney M Disco
15. Steppenwolf Rock
16. Harry Belafonte Calypso/Pop
17. Doe Maar Ska/Pop
18. Whigfield Eurodance
19. Roxette Pop/Rock
20. Michel Sardou French Pop

Music Draft QF1: Zombie Vs Onyx Vs sfpx

2-6-1

There are 11 participants and since no one objected to my suggestion, we will have 3 participants in three of the KOs. Names were picked out using a randomer (not independently verified but you will just have to trust me). So please select whose list you prefer the most. Tell us why. The semis will take place on Tuesday, so you have two days to catch up on some music.

ZombieCPA
1. AC/DC Hard Rock
2. Black Sabbath Heavy Metal
3. Blue Oyster Cult Rock
4. The Ramones Punk Rock
5. The Beastie Boys Hip Hop
6. Johnny Cash Country/Folk
7. Fleetwood Mac Rock
8. INXS Rock
9. Yes Progressive Rock
10. Judas Priest Heavy Metal
11. Metallica Thrash Metal
12. Heart Rock
13. Cheap Trick Hard Rock
14. Styx Hard Rock
15. Def Leppard Hard Rock
16. ZZ Top Hard Rock
17. Scorpions Hard Rock
18. Ratt Glam Metal
19. Olivia Newton-John Pop/Country
20. Nazareth Hard Rock

OnyxHades
1. David Bowie Art Pop/Rock
2. Queen Rock
3. Pink Floyd Progressive Rock
4. Type O Negative Gothic Metal
5. Gary Numan Electronic
6. The The Post-punk
7. The Doors Rock
8. Talking Heads New Wave
9. Prince Funk Rock
10. Billy Idol Rock
11. Joan Jett & The Blackhearts Punk Rock
12. Eurythmics Synthpop
13. Falco New Wave
14. Dire Straits Rock
15. The Cult Hard Rock
16. Leonard Cohen Folk
17. Duran Duran New Wave
18. Enigma World/New Age
19. Red Rider Rock
20. The Police New Wave

sfpx
1. IDLES Post-Punk
2. Black Flag Punk Rock
3. Screaming Females Punk Rock
4. Flipper Noise Rock
5. Dead Moon Garage Rock
6. Iron Maiden Heavy Metal
7. The Jesus Lizard Noise Rock
8. Wipers Punk Rock
9. Killing Joke Post-punk/Industrial Metal
10. The Stooges Garage Rock
11. Electric Wizard Doom Metal
12. The Velvet Underground Art Rock
13. Bathory Black Metal
14. Devo New Wave
15. Pissed Jeans Noise Rock
16. The Cramps Psychobilly/Punk Rock
17. Slayer Thrash Metal
18. Melvins Sludge Metal
19. Hüsker Dü Alternative Rock
20. X Punk Rock

Killer Workout - Cheesy 1987 exercise slasher

Aka "Aerobicide", Killer Workout starts off with a bang. We have someone getting burned by a tanning bed, right off the bat. It's like that Final Destination shit, only better. Then, we jump right into the best reason to watch this movie... to watch these women exercise.

If you're anything like me, you'll find this stuff pretty hypnotic. God, there are some fine women in this movie. There's also a fat dude riding an exercise bike, but his fatness is only there to show us some contrast, so we can truly appreciate all the asses and big, bouncing titties in this movie.

It's easy to figure out what this premise would be. People are getting killed at the gym in various ways. Sometimes, it's a big hair pin, sometimes, it's with workout gear, like a weight. Sometimes, people aren't even getting killed, but rather just get the crap kicked out of them.

There are several moments where these beefcakes will beat the hell out of each other. Sometimes without a good reason, but who needs an explanation in a movie like this? The guy finds two bodies in the gym, and another guy sees him standing there and assumes he did, and immediately starts beating the shit out of him. It's great. Some of the fight scenes are pretty solid, and they do a good job making it look real cool.

So yeah... as you can guess, all the pretty people with good bodies are getting killed, and there's this generic detective trying to solve the murders that happen almost daily. Yet, the establishment never shuts down. Nobody cares, and they keep working out, and we get plenty of scenes of women working out, in super sexual poses. Great bodies, great tits, and the violence ain't bad either.

Surprisingly watchable 80s cheese that delivers everything you need for a slasher of this era. And, of course... when the movie ends, we get... more footage of these fine women working out. I can't complain.

My Secratary is on Vacation. Who want to come make my coffee? (A thread about race and masagany)

So as a 25 year old white straight christian male, and brace your self for this, sometime I feel marganalized. Don't get me wrong, I know I was lucky to grow up middle class in sub-urban America. I lived in an affluent neighborhood, and yes I was born white and male. What get's me though is that someone how like 40% of the country thinks anything I do is not because of me but because of my identity they want to assign to me. I have the same issue with affermative action in many respects. I don't like telling a race "you need bonus points because they aren't as good as the whites but we still love you heres a job we say you dont really deserve please vote for us". Similarly, to say being a white male makes me privilleged tells everyone else born not a white male that they are disprivilleged. So here it is. I'm white and male and I'm proud. Not of those labels or the named identities, but of my self. I've worked hard and deserve everything I've got. And I'm also here to say that you can to if you actually do it. I'm happy to run alongside you, just don't ask me to slow down.


(Full of type-o's will fix later)

The Rocky Movies

For the past couple of months @box has been showing me the Rocky movies. I had never watched them before; and believe me, I am kicking myself in the ass for waiting this long to watch them. I loved every single moment of these movies. I am not a sports person, and usually do not like to watch any movies in which a sport is the main focus. But I gave it a shot and never looked back. This is definitely a series in which I hope continues, but if Creed II is the last one, then I am satisfied with the last movie. Creed II, in my opinion, is probably the second best of the series.

Idea for drafts.

So here it what I propose.

In the future I would like to have a draft going on regularly. More than one may be to much at first, but we may go up as the crowds grow.

So here's my proposal. We should create a single thread that will at as a queue for moderators/hosts to sign up and tell everyone what kind of draft they want to run. Once someone signs up they will then be added to the queue and we go in sequencial order, one, or maybe two, at a time. I've really enjoyed this music draft a lot and I think it would be cool to plan and formalise a plan to keep these going in the future and also give everyone who wants to run one a place to get in on it. Similarly I think we could have queue like this for the viewing challenges each month just to formalize and solidify who will be running what when and again to have a place people can sign up to run one. Let me know what you guys think.

A Homophobic Satansploitation Abomination



People turn to all sorts of things in order to maintain or gain the strength it sometimes takes to make it in this world. Drugs is a big one. Crime in general. Some people get creative, or at least they stumble upon something a little more on the unconventional side. Today's story is about a human doormat who has been shat upon far too long. A born loser who has inadvertently ended up with a strength and determination he probably never imagined to be HIS reality. Today, we're going to discuss 70's Exploitation flick, Satan's Children, as well as what acceptance from a Satanic cult can do for one's self esteem. More than one would think, apparently.

Some red-headed step-child gets it pretty bad from his step-father and step-sister. Nothing as extreme as a Little Corey Gorey situation, but they are unnecessarily dickish. The step-father makes a slave out of Bobby and is just looking for a reason to bust his ass. The 40-something year old looking step-sister is always trying to get a rise out of him, so to speak. Bobby is having none of that, and despite having no one else and nowhere else to go, he seems to have very little patience for these people. It's only a matter of time before Bobby says something that gets himself kicked out. Bobby doesn't even care anymore. And now, his guy is fucking with his pot. Bobby straight up tells Step-dad to go to Hell and bounces. Bobby has no plan. He's finally free, but at a price. Bobby's got to figure something out quick if he wants to survive out here. I don't know what his plan was to be, but before he can make a plan, Bobby is approached by a lonely homosexual, whose advances he takes great offense.

Luckily the gay is ran off by a seemingly normal person whose wit quickly puts Bobby at ease. Bobby's new friend takes him back to his place for some beer and heterosexual fun only to get on the phone with his friends the first chance he gets. And they're gay! Gay, horny and mean! This new "friend" of Bobby's isn't a friend at all. He's gay, too! That's what all this is about. They're all going to gang up on Bobby and pleasure themselves inside his ass until he cries. Not good! However, these aren't the killing types. The gang of gays did spare Bobby his life, although not so much his dignity, huh? And as we're now one step closer to the point of all this, Bobby is spotted by a group of some unusually fun-loving Satanists. One of the girls takes a shining to him and insists they take Bobby in, even though their master is not around to give it the OK. Sherry doesn't care. Strangely, it was love at first sight. Something that is going to cause a lot of trouble, but Sherry doesn't care.

I don't know about Sherry. She's trying awfully hard to ditch some lezbo chick who's getting too cozy with her. This being out of fear of angering their master, Simon. Maybe Sherry just latched on to the first guy she saw? Well, anyway, I didn't know it until I saw this movie, but Satanists are not down with the gays. And yeah. This isn't going to fly at all. These people don't care for victims, let alone ass rape victims. Sherry isn't doing herself any favors, and might as well have just gone for the rug-muncher, as her new-found love for this loser has done her in. In what is unquestionably the dick move of the whole movie, Sherry is punished by being buried up to her neck and covered in honey to be eaten by ants.

Bobby seems pretty screwed at this point, but manages to get away. Luckily for Sherry, Bobby feels the same way about her as she supposedly does him, so, at least she has a chance, here. As we quickly learn, Bobby's goal isn't so much to get away, but to prove to Simon he's more than just some fuck toy for the gays. This situation has turned Bobby into a determined little bastard who is now out to prove that he is not a victim, because Satanists aren't victims! To do this, Bobby has first got to ditch the Satanists who have been ordered to kill him. That's where the quicksand comes in. Then, all Bobby has got to do is collect the heads of those who have wronged him, present them to Simon, and hope he chills out. Then, maybe Simon will let him stay so he can do it with Sherry some more. Bobby genuinely feels like this Satanism thing is something he can really get behind.

And this is the kind of stuff I love the most. Not so much Satan-themed Exploitation, but weird, random little movies like this that were so common in the 70's. I don't know where the director/writers got all these ideas, but they came up with one hell of an entertaining concept with the gay-hating Devil worshippers and coming-of-age adventure for the red-headed step-child in his underwear. Brought to you by Something Weird Video in a double feature dvd with the inferior Asylum Of Satan. This is truly one of the most entertaining things that company has ever put out, and like many others from SWV, is deserving of a larger following. But hey. That's Satansploitation for ya. It doesn't exactly give one a warm, fuzzy feeling... or does it? 5/10



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After these Messages: The Commercial Thread

Over the years there have been so pretty funny, risque', or downright weird commercials out there. Sometimes, they are even better than the program currently being watched. I thought it would be fun to have a commercial thread where everyone can post their favorites. We have a theater, a trailer thread, a music thread, a tv theme show thread, so why not one dedicated to commercials? Here's one of my favorites😜

Trash Epics Theater



The Trash Epics Theater is now reopened. Unfortunately, we have to rebuild. As some of you may know there's a bit of a war going on with YouTube these days. We have to constantly repair and rebuild the links that they remove. The full removal of the theater that I just did will be the one and only time. It was for us to start fresh. YouTube has an agenda against all things horror. It's up to all of us to keep the theater going. Feel free to post any and all movies you find! Any decade, any genre.

Shaft!

Anybody excited to see the return of Shaft? Now there's a movie I never expected to happen. I was impressed to see the Rocky series is 42 years old and still kicking (punching?), but the Shaft series is 48 years old! Richard Roundtree did a few movies and a tv series in the early 70s, but then he took a few decades off, only to return in 2000s "Shaft", in which Sam Jackson plays original Shaft's nephew, and real Shaft is also in that movie, making it totes legit. Hell, that movie even had Isaac Hayes, notable for doing that great theme song that talks about how much of a bad-ass Shaft is. Daaaamn right!

So yeah... I wasn't sure how the 2000 movie fared, but they recently decided to make yet another entry in the series, because Sam Jackson never ages. Richard Roundtree is getting pretty old, but it looks like he'll have more action in this new movie, which is great. Also appearing in the movie is Isaac Hayes' son I think.



Any fans of Shaft? Anybody ever see the short-lived tv series that came out after the first 3 movies?