Oh my God!
This is about an extremely cheesy, culturally diverse, synth pop band called Dragon Sound, who all happen to be black belts in Tae Kwon Do. The band's token chick has a brother who is some sort of gang leader and he doesn't like her hanging out with those losers, so basically, it's on. Would you want your sister involved in this nonsense?
Zack Attack were clearly heavily influenced by the groundbreaking Dragon Sound.
I think there may have been a little more to the plot than previously mentioned, but it was kind of hard to tell. That's not important, the real reason to watch is the preposterous acting, dialogue, and editing. Miami Connection is right up there with Samurai Cop as far as I'm concerned. You can see it on Amazon Prime, or if you don't want to pay for that it's on Tubi https://tubitv.com/home , a totally free streaming site but it does have ads.
Often referred to as "a nightmare caught on film". I don't know about all of that, but it's certainly different. Using dark, grotesque imagery, Begotten tells the hilarious story of a family who are in a bit of a pickle. Cindy and Bob Russell have to leave town one night after they get a call, informing them that Cindy's father has suffered a heart attack. Bob and Cindy have three children, but feel it's best not to drag them along. After coming up short on every idea for an indefinite babysitter, Bob mentions that his brother, Buck, is always available. Cindy looks down her nose at the low-class Buck and does not want his unemployed fat ass in her house, but unfortunately, there is no choice. So, Bob makes the call and as luck would have it, the good-natured Buck agrees to crawl out of bed, drive across town and help out. While relieved, Cindy is still noticeably displeased that her worthless piece of shit brother-in-law is going to dirty her beautiful home, which should indicate as to how much she loves her father.
Buck was about to go to work for his girlfriend the next morning but has decided that his estranged family needs him more. Convenient, because Buck was not looking forward to that bullshit. All he has to do is look after a couple of kids, now. Or maybe three of them, he suspects. The two younger ones turn out to be rather pleasant, but then, there's Tia, the bitchy 15 year old who hates everyone and everything. The minute Tia lays eyes on her uncle, he is immediately added to the top of the list. Buck tries to remain jolly to maybe break the ice, but he's dead to Tia right off the bat. Why, you ask? Because fuck him! That's why!
The thing is, Pooter has been very depressed as of late. He has recently come to the realization that he will never live his dream as a comedian. A long time ago, Pooter settled for this clown costume which he has come to loathe more than life itself, just so he could feel like he's at least partially in comedy. Pooter finds it humiliating and now only sees it as a reminder that he's a failure. He doesn't usually drink so much that he's still drunk the next day but last evening happened to be the anniversary of his parent's suicide, so, Pooter is understandably a little down in the mouth. All he has left of them is his sister, whom he would die for.
Bernice is what some might call retarded. It is what it is. Pooter never developed proper social skills, and clearly, Bernice didn't either, so, neither of them know anybody besides each other now that their parents are dead. To put it as tastefully as possible, let's just say the loneliness eventually pushed the siblings into each other's arms, as they have not only fallen in love, but they regularly have intense, unprotected sex with each other. Only when the loneliness is too much to bear, you understand. Pooter doesn't feel great about it, and has contemplated ending things many times, but it's all reached a whole new level of complicated as of late. Bernice is pregnant with a potential freak baby which she wants to keep. It doesn't even seem like she completely grasps what has happened, but Pooter feels like an abortion is the right thing to do, even though it would go against everything he stands for.
In other news, Buck Russell eats so much cheese, he's starting to feel like a big mouse. This may be old news, and a little late in the game to make any diference because Tia continues to alienate her uncle when all he wants to do is be friends, and maybe even get to know her. Tia really knows how to push Buck's buttons, though, and he knows how to retaliate by being even more of a thoughtless oaf. Things get out of hand after Buck more or less threatens to murder Bug, which infuriates Tia, who fires the next shot by getting Buck in trouble with his girlfriend. This is exacerbated further when Melanoma-head is caught red-handed, dirty dancing with Aunt Jackie. There's no time to mourn the loss of his girlfriend, however, because Tia ran away and if Buck doesn't find her, her parents are going to be super pissed at him. As Buck's carefree life starts to crumble, he naturally steps up and does the responsible thing, eventually proving to everyone, including Tia, that he isn't a total piece of shit.
