Is there such a thing as an underrated remake?

If there is, The Blob remake would get my vote.

I think it was sicker than I was expecting, per se.
It probably didn't hurt that they kept the 1958 setting, as opposed to trying to make it contemporary.
My two cents.

What is YOUR background image?

The pink flamingos are the default background on this site, in honor of John Water's film of the same name, but I realize that it's a pretty fucking stupid background. If anyone didn't know it already, you can change your preferred background on the site's footer. Mine is Danielle Harris, because she's hot as fuck. I'll never get tired of looking at her.

What are you using as your background? And is there anything you'd prefer to see here instead? Cuz I can always add more options.

Dumber than a Mullet

It'll be tough to be stupider than @TheMulletKid100, but someone's gotta do it!

Scarecrows (1988)



This movie is far from perfect, but in some ways it really blows me away. I think the scarecrows are as creepy as you could possibly want them to be. The way their voices, speaking right into the minds of their victims, can be confused with the voices of the other soldiers, on the audio headsets, is also pretty freaky. Also, I enjoy a good old fashioned military horror movie now and then, like Dog Soldiers, Day of the Dead, etc.... good stuff.

Clint Eastwood

I just watched Thunderbolt and Lightfoot for the first time, and it's a pretty damn good movie. Then again, is anything of his not good? He's pretty much the greatest man who ever lived.

Are you in love with Clint Eastwood?
Well... you should be.

Acting or directing, what are your favorite Clint Eastwood movies?

My Top 5:

Every Which Way But Loose (1978) https://trashepics.com/forum/534/ - You know, the one with the monkey, the inept cops, and the crappy biker gang? Clint tries his hand at comedy and it's pretty damn funny, because you know he'll always come out on top.

Escape From Alcatraz (1979) https://trashepics.com/forum/547/ - An extremely tense film that had me on the edge of my seat. People seem to love Shawshank Redemption, but this movie blows it out of the water.

Any Which Way You Can (1980) https://trashepics.com/forum/535/ - The sequel to the monkey movie, which is equally entertaining, with an epic fight scene finale. Right turn, Clyde!

High Plains Drifter (1973) https://trashepics.com/forum/564/ - A supernatural western that's borderline horror. Plus, Clint Eastwood rapes this chick, but she can't complain. Everybody wants to make it with Clint Eastwood!

Dirty Harry (1971) https://trashepics.com/forum/541/ - I couldn't figure out anything more iconic than this, which may be his definitive bad-ass performance. Don't get in his way, because he follows no rules. He'll fucking throw his badge in the river if it gets in the way of him taking out the bad guy.

What say you?

#DirtyHarry

Flowers (2015)






Flowers is a abstract surreal horror film from Phil Stevens. Basically it's about six females waking up in the crawlspace underneath their killer's house. My perspective of the movie is it's the women remembering their lives and deaths. The audience gets a glimpse of both. Flowers also has no dialogue, but that in no way hinders the movie. In my opinion the lack of dialogue might even help because it makes the viewer create scenerios in their head. The girls have flashbacks of their lives and hold pictures of their past close to them. The girls are trying to figure out what has happened to them and then come to the realization they are dead. And the flashbacks they have of their deaths are gruesome. One girl sees her dead body being cut up and then the killer having sex with it. Each girls story is told, but through a weird and strange way.

Flowers is a very unique and compelling horror film and my review doesn't do it justice. 8.5/10

A giallo/ish shocker: The Inflicted (2012)

"An american giallo" is the best possible description, and I was extremely pleased with this one.

Atmospheric and violent, this film traces the exploits of a med student who witnesses his sister's death
(as a child) at the start of the film.

This is apparently all he needed to go on a murderous rampage, but there's style to spare in this senseless
horror film filmed largely in my state (Texas).

Side Note: The ending is quite masterful, as subtle as it happens to be. 7/10 from me.

Do Your Family Members Look Like any Porn Stars?

I have a cousin resembling a shorter John Holmes, facially (I've never seen his cock).

My sister looks too much like Wifey from "Wifey's World."

There was one porn I was watching once, I don't know the name of it. It had this one girl whose name I don't know but she was getting all crazy into it. Unfortunately, I had to turn it off. She looked like too much like pictures I'd seen of my mother before I was born.

Not a family member, but I also have a friend who looks like a twin of Richie Calhoun, a current pornstar.

School of the Holy Beast (Japan, 1974)



"After the mysterious death of her mother, a young woman chooses to enter a convent to find out what happened. As soon as the door closes to the nunnery, the nuns start torturing the woman. Also, the woman has to deal with a God-hating archbishop and a lesbian mother superior."

Wow! Hand on heart I think this is contender for the best nunsploitation film! Other favorites are "Killer Nun" & "Flavia the Heretic"

What I like about this film is the beautiful cinematography that reminds me of Giallo classics.
Also despite being pure exploitation it has class...if am perfectly honest I was slightly disappointed because its so well made LOL! I signed up for some twisted depravity.

Any fooking way crack on and watch this!



#Asian

Is this someone from this board?

Come on... out with it! 'Fess up.
https://www.cbsnews.com/news/police-investigating-after-images-of-cloaked-figure-go-viral/