Upcoming Movies of 2023
Ant-Man and the Wasp: Quantumania (February) - How are we going to handle Kang?! He's obviously the main reason to be interested, because he'll be so integral to the upcoming slate.
Cocaine Bear (February) - Ray Liotta's final film. The premise sounds GREAT. Will that type of animal horror subgenre make a triumphant return?
Creed III (March) - My guess is that Rocky will be deceased at this point, because why wouldn't the character make an appearance otherwise? Did Stallone get written out of his own series?
John Wick: Chapter 4 (March) - Because why the hell not? Plot doesn't matter in this one bit. I do hate the greater council type storylines, and the fact that every single person in these movies is an assassin, but as long as he kills a LOT of people, I can forgive any shitty plot. Keanu rules.
Evil Dead Rise (April) - Ash is not included. I'm guessing it'll be closer in tone to the "remake" and aim to be scarier rather than splatter flick fun. With that said, I don't have great expecations, but I'll give it a whirl anyway.
Renfield (April) - Not sure about this one, but to see Nic Cage as Dracula sounds magnificent. The logo is also a throwback to the Universal title cards.
Guardians of the Galaxy Vol. 3 (May) - I didn't even see the Holiday Special, but these are still decent films in an otherwise inconsistent library. I'm sure Disney is still anxious to cut ties with a Troma veteran.
Scream VI (March) - Ghostface Takes Manhattan. It's a change-up for sure, and supposedly the goriest of the franchise. There aren't a lot of slashers set in city. Maniac was a prominent one.
Shazam! Fury of the Gods (March) - Still not sure at all how the Synderverse and spin-off movies will (or wont) be assimilated into the chaotic-seeming new plan of the DC shit-show, but I didn't hate the first one. It'll probably be a mildly amusing romp. It can't be any worse than Black Adam.
The Flash (June) - Fuck Ezra Miller. I'm only there for Keaton. WB still has no idea what they're doing, because they canceled Keaton's Batman Beyond movie, as well as the entire Batgirl movie he was in. It's an insult, I say. But they haven't canceled this movie. Yet.
Indiana Jones and the Dial of Destiny (June) - Because why the hell not? Harrison Ford is pretty good in 1923 so far, and it'll be amusing to see such an old action hero acting like he's still got it. It can't be any worse than Crystal Skull, and guess what? I don't mind that movie. I think it is okay.
Spider-Man: Across the Spider-Verse (June) - The first was good, and this is supposed to include a lot more versions of the character. "The Spot" as a villain can be a visual extravaganza. I'm not sure how you can defeat a character like that, but I'll find out.
The Expendables 4 (September) - Why did it take almost a decade to shit out another one of these movies? Give us another throwaway plot and we'll be happy seeing our guys kill whoever gets in the way. When will Stallone run out of steam?
The Exorcist (October) - I loved DGG's Halloween trilogy. I thought there was a lot of effort and attention to detail that went into each and every one of them that I can give him the benefit of the doubt on this one. I don't hold the franchise in high regard, only the first movie. That's the same treatment we're getting with Exorcist, having the other movies not count. Continuity? Who needs it! I'm hoping for the best.
Kraven the Hunter (October) - Sony's track record is awful. You'd think they'd have a clue by now, and they keep announcing stupid offshoot projects that nobody wants, like movies with Bad Bunny and a hypno-hustler. But Kraven is an interesting character that's been omitted from every live-action effort thus far, and he's got potential to be great. I still don't have much faith in it being good, but I am curious.
Saw 10 (October) - Another one, huh? I still haven't seen Spiral, but I probably will by the time this comes out. Maybe.
